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  1. Hour 182: I fail. Broke down. American Spirit tastes like it did when I started. Feels like heroin.
  2. Gouden Carolus Blauw on tap at Monk's Kettle. Holy crap, that's tasty.
  3. Sanchez! Giants!! No Hitter!!! Holy fuxkig shit!!!!!
  4. I think we're almost done here...
  5. @awesomebandnames Gasm
  6. @secretbean It's one of my "favorites"
  7. @benramirez Hold out for Smarch.
  8. @WhirledKatie How utterly lesbionic! :)
  9. @hunterblock You see this watch?
  10. I'm seriously considering getting a Neti pot. My ears feel like they would meet US Post Office guidelines for global shipping. (see: packed)
  11. @colexico "Facebook has 100% of your daily allowance of 'Time Passing' and six other essential social media intents!"
  12. Hour 132: Still feeling a bit wonky and thinking about a smoke. Becoming very conscious that I now eat to stop nicotine cravings.
  13. @colexico Wrong on so many levels.
  14. However, psychological triggers will stay in place for another 30-60 days. We'll see if any of this is true as I return to work.
  15. Day 6 without nicotine. Reports indicate my chemical addiction, and with it my withdrawl symptoms, should be largely gone by now.
  16. Colbert Tonight: "Soccer is so engrained jn Brazillian culture that you can't even be born without getting past a goalie." Bwahaha!
  17. RT @secretbean This is the corporate approach to projects (and it's REALLY annoying): http://bit.ly/1njdi
  18. Oh! This is gonna be good! http://bit.ly/VuFFZ
  19. Telegram to immune system: I'm very tired. Stop. I want the fever to end. Stop. It's time to end this thing, for the Gipper. Stop.
  20. Robert McNamara, dead today. For those who have no idea how influential (and interesting) this guy was, see "The Fog of War" soon.