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How to create a conspiracy theory youtube.com/watch?v=Y7tmaP… about 20 hours ago via web
@DoubtfulNews @vinctee @krelnik And if GM didn't de facto mean locking down the stuff of life in patents, this would be a different debate about 21 hours ago via web in reply to DoubtfulNews
@DoubtfulNews Follows links back to OP .... it's good to have these reminders why I don't want to be involved with skepticism. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to DoubtfulNews
At last, a plausible explanation for alien abduction bogleech.com/comics/comic11… 3:17 PM May 27th via web
@MadScot666 theaviationist.com/2012/05/25/hms… 2:55 PM May 27th via web
@3liza The episodes are admittedly not as focused as TNG (it really is an ensemble cast). But the show does get good. 5:52 PM May 26th via web in reply to 3liza
What do you do with a hard working family oriented minority honors student in Texas? throw them in jail, of course. cbsatlanta.com/story/18626605… 9:26 PM May 25th via web
@IDoubtIt And I lived for a bite more than a month in rural TN working on an archaeological project. Eh. 8:21 PM May 22nd via web in reply to IDoubtIt
@IDoubtIt I meant more their new law, which is statewide. 8:20 PM May 22nd via web in reply to IDoubtIt
@IDoubtIt And if you go to Memphis (I was just there), don't badmouth it. cbsnews.com/8301-505123_16… 8:16 PM May 22nd via web in reply to IDoubtIt
@IDoubtIt You can teach Creationism there if you want, though apparently only if asked. 8:14 PM May 22nd via web in reply to IDoubtIt
@IDoubtIt A decent Andy Rooney impression. 1:44 PM May 22nd via web in reply to IDoubtIt
What happened after Camping's Rapture. religiondispatches.org/archive/atheol… 10:06 AM May 22nd via web
@3liza Oh Lloyd Pye, bane of Louisiana-based bioanthropologists. I've not met him, but he's knocked on the doors of my former professors 8:11 AM May 22nd via web in reply to 3liza
wired And if you think your Monday sucks, the Supreme Court just told @joelfightsback that he still owes the RIAA $675,000 bit.ly/Jx6WJG 11:26 AM May 21st via web Retweeted by ahtzib and 92 others
Does this mean geeks and nerds are uncool again, enough that hipsters leave us alone? gawker.com/5911787/americ… 2:56 PM May 20th via web
"Liberty University: Where You Flunk Out if You Get the Answers Right" huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/19/bil… 2:51 PM May 20th via web
First 2012 Apocalypse suicide I'm aware of thisisbath.co.uk/Teenager-feare… 10:09 PM May 19th via web
What sort of nerd you are depends on whether you think Avengers are superheroes, secret agents, or torpedo bombers (with tendency to vanish) 12:59 PM May 19th via web
God_Damn_Batman Hey kids, are you a big fan of the game Battleship? Go see The Avengers again. 11:48 AM May 19th via Batcomputer Retweeted by ahtzib and 3294 others

Name Jeb J. Card
Web http://miskatonic...
Bio Mesoamerican & historical archaeologist, interest in Classic Maya epigraphy. Occasionally misuses these skills to write about the weird and Lovecraftian.