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  1. Guy in the restroom loves my tweets and thinks I deserve to be Favrd more! Said he was admiring my stream and that I must get lot of ...
  2. The Good, the Bad, and Ernest Borgnine #failedwesterns
  3. Just reading Leaderboard from yesterday and laughing my ass off. You guys really inspire me! Inspire me to realize I'm an unfunny fucktard.
  4. @awryone "So, your dick has a neck beard?" he asked, as if he hadn't seen it a thousand times. In the distance, a dog barked.
  5. I meant to reply, but starred accidentally. Can't unstar in Twitterberry. Hope it doesn't make Favrd; maybe no one will see it.
  6. @almightygod When the theists stop harming the world, then we will.
  7. @hoosiergirl You're having Twosiers!
  8. Mike Arrington is a guy I'd never heard of until today. THANKS, GUYS!
  9. @futuredirected My thanks to you. I'll email you your prize!
  10. @Plushe So 1954 was before our time? Idiots.
  11. @Plushe Hey, I think we're ALL Bozo's on this bus!
  12. @Plushe The child I'm with is 17, so she can handle it.
  13. @adtothebone Unless you apparate inside the fat guy in the front row. Awk-waaaard!
  14. Oldest person here! Woo-hoo!
  15. Live-tweeting from the Harry Potter line. Expelliarmus, bitches!
  16. @plaid_lemur Who, of course, replaces the late Metatarsals IX.
  17. Just what the fuck is "decision engine" supposed to mean, exactly?
  18. Never fuck with a man with two untapped islands.
  19. Teen is thinking about getting on Twitter. Told her not to follow me. Just in case: Hey! Go to bed so I can use the word "cunt" again.
  20. @Plushe I'll email those out ASAP.