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  1. @sarkastickunt I'm sure there's LOTS of fanfic along those lines. I'll send you some of mine.
  2. @Favstar Yes.
  3. Next time I click on your pic link, and it's your cat, I'm coming to your house and peeing on your face. You have been warned.
  4. @muskrat_john Happy Birthday! Thank you so much for Dork Tower.
  5. @wilw But do you filk? That's the real question.
  6. We really are living in an enlightened time. They now make Extenze for women, too!
  7. Hey, Xians are using Psalm 109 to advocate killing the president. I'm pretty sure that is NOT what Jeebus would do.
  8. When I'm up all night at work, I tend to ponder the big questions. Like: who would I rather fuck; Wasp or Spider-Woman?
  9. I've given Flight of the Conchords three chances. I don't get it. OMG! Does this mean I'm old?
  10. The last hour of work on graveyard is the ultimate time paradox. How can it last so long?
  11. There is nothing sadder on court shows than the phrase "former friend."
  12. It is finished. Into your hands I commend these brownies.
  13. I'm bored, I'm warm, I'm tired, and I want cookies. Fix me.
  14. My whole cast is at the bar after the show and I had to come to work. I'm not upset about this AT ALL.
  15. It's about fucking time! See ya, Robin.
  16. @atsirhc Mine too! I walk with a cane at 42.
  17. Bacon Ranch Fries? Is Hardee's TRYING to kill their customer base with sweet, sweet love?
  18. For those upon my cock: I salute you.
  19. Wondering why I haven't been put on any "using picture from college when I was thin for my avatar" lists.
  20. "The Coal Miner's Broken Condom" #unseenprequels