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  1. i will not be securing the oxygen mask on you EVER http://bit.ly/3LUVmW 5:17 PM Oct 6th from web
  2. would you like fries with that? http://bit.ly/b0hYF 2:11 PM Oct 5th from web
  3. the economy is an asshole http://bit.ly/2qkDSD 1:52 PM Oct 1st from web
  4. let me find my garlic and wooden stake.....http://bit.ly/xAYBe 1:05 PM Aug 24th from web
  5. my eyes and ears are bleeding http://bit.ly/15V4Lu 6:34 PM Aug 4th from web
  6. YOU baby, are ruining summer for me http://bit.ly/1f6FPa 10:10 AM Jul 23rd from web
  7. the web embraces the TRUTH http://bit.ly/9Atsj 5:56 PM Jul 13th from web
  8. You should be ashamed to call yourself an American, baby. http://tiny.cc/xqfHx 4:16 PM Jul 13th from web
  9. Votre bébé est ASSHOLE http://bit.ly/PWhyC 11:08 AM Jul 6th from web
  10. nothing says asshole like butterfly wings and unicorns http://bit.ly/ff1Rr 8:41 PM Jul 1st from web
  11. no i don't not want to buy any fleece or khaki cargo shorts http://bit.ly/LlOtl 8:39 PM Jul 1st from web
  12. This is no way to treat man's best friend http://tiny.cc/snCvH 4:08 PM Jun 23rd from web
  13. @PatriciaRealini Thanks! 12:10 PM Jun 19th from web in reply to PatriciaRealini
  14. More love for asshole babies. Thanks Marty! http://tiny.cc/JRGfj 12:01 PM Jun 19th from web
  15. Call me when you can actually shave, asshole http://tiny.cc/5XRZM 8:40 PM Jun 16th from web
  16. Sock monkeys grow even more terrifying when you dress a baby as one http://tinyurl.com/mvtcf5 8:59 PM Jun 15th from web
  17. You give. And you give. And babies just take and take and take http://tiny.cc/j2x9y 3:13 PM Jun 11th from web
  18. @Duhns We'll have a new post up for your enjoyment soon! 10:27 AM Jun 11th from web in reply to Duhns
  19. You GUYS Your Baby is an Asshole got written up on Thrillist http://bit.ly/18rvov 10:21 AM Jun 11th from web
  20. Only you can stop baby vs. toddler war http://tinyurl.com/mow8qc 11:38 AM Jun 8th from web
  • Name YourBabyisanAsshole
  • Location Portland, OR/Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://www.yourba...
  • Bio Hating on your baby since 2009
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