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Shoutout to @ for being so tardy to the tweeting party that I have to say, "Welcome to 2010." Hahaha.
about 24 hours ago
via web
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A tingle in your scalp. Do you feel it!? It crawls down your neck, along your extremities and back to the base of your skull. Bless.
9:13 PM May 24th
via web
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An Anderson Cooper lookalike just applauded my friend for playing the trumpet in the back parking lot of this rock bar. Oh my god.
1:04 AM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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12:45 PM May 23rd
via web
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"...a new Rowling three-book box set tied into the Potter series..." Pottergasming. No, just vomiting.
11:29 AM May 22nd
via web
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For my parents' 23rd wedding anniversary, my brothers and I got food poisoning. FUNNY JOKE, UNIVERSE. SO. FUNNY.
5:10 PM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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Solar eclipse! I felt pretty cool using my brother's shoebox eclipse viewing contraption. (Time to defeat the Fire Nation, y'all.)
6:38 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I just don't think it's possible to thank @ enough for molding my teenage years with his music. (Or for the subsequent nostalgia.)
4:38 AM May 20th
via web
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I stumbled upon pictures I tried to forget. that's how the idea was drilled into my head cause it's too important to stay the way it's been.
4:16 AM May 20th
via web
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Apparently prostitutes really like science and violins.
2:49 AM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Fremont Street zipline, Golden Nugget shark slide, Wetlands hike, Insert Coins (after July 22nd), Stratosphere rides, AHHHH.
2:11 PM May 19th
via web
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These shoes were not made for running down Las Vegas Boulevard.
2:10 AM May 19th
via Twitter for iPhone
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My final grades were finally submitted & I got straight A's. Now I can really get fucked up & forget everything that I learned.
8:18 PM May 17th
via web
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Goth hard or goth home!
3:50 PM May 17th
via TweetDeck
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@ Those pictures of Mona.. :( I still love her. Haha.
8:15 PM May 17th
via web
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Oh my god, I know I have the best friends in the world when they drunk text me their philosophical beliefs.
1:42 PM May 17th
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Cosmo: The thought of idiot girls sticking donuts onto guys' penises is equal parts horrifying & hilarious.
4:10 PM May 16th
via web
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If you're going to offer me pills on the Strip at a crosswalk, I'm gonna make you feel like shit and tell you that I'm twelve.
1:04 AM May 15th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I hereby decree a new euphemism for masturbation: "Slapping my Joffrey."
3:05 PM May 14th
via web
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What the fuck? Ariel's mom was killed by pirates in the Little Mermaid prequel? I just thought you all should know this traumatizing shit.
12:37 PM May 13th
via web
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- Name Alison Saclolo
- Location Las Vegas, NV
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio I am too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.
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