aheff
- @colinlawton As sick as you are I am *totally* with you on this. Go bulls! They are just helping to "thin the herd". Darwin would be proud.9:47 AM Jul 10th from txt
- @colinlawton Your *feet* may rock, but your taste in footwear clearly doesn't. Good thing for your feet they are hidden inside those things!3:51 PM Jun 27th from web
- @colinlawton That's right, Colin. You keep telling yourself that; the fact remains, those should not be worn publicly--or privately--period.2:18 PM Jun 27th from web
- @colinlawton Slip ons? Seriously? Some folks might assume a man in slip ons is "a little light in the loafers"--either that, or Hugh Hefner.12:37 PM Jun 27th from web
- @colinlawton What in God's name *are* those? They look like they might be Iron Maiden Underoos--only you are wearing them on your feet. WTF?11:27 AM Jun 27th from web
- @ScottJWP Perhaps you need to follow more interesting people? I have some folks you might find interesting; hit me up if you'd like to know.8:11 PM Jun 15th from web
- @colinlawton What is this crazy talk about Facebooking on your what box? Or would it have made sense to someone if you added an @username?3:55 PM Jun 15th from web
- Microsoft is no longer paying for its employees' iPhones? I always knew there was something shady about that company... http://is.gd/12Ed110:48 AM Jun 15th from web
- @ScottJWP I think it's time you put a real background on your page--spruce it up a little! Aren't you all about personalizing your profiles?6:34 AM Jun 15th from web
- @colinlawton LMFAO If she's put up with you this long, she *is* a patient woman; it probably only helps that she hasn't used Twitter yet.7:24 AM Jun 14th from web
- @Colinlawton #thingsfamouspeoplesayaftersex It's a wonder your wife has not walked out on you. She is a patient woman.9:34 AM Jun 11th from web
- Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/writers-e... to join12:28 PM Jun 3rd from web
- I am curious as to whether you can dispute the valuation of your car with an insurance company. I think I am getting lowballed. Anyone?7:26 PM May 31st from web
- OK--WTF? Is it me or has Facebook's news feed gone berserk and begun posting the same status updates multiple times? Once is enough, thanks.4:11 PM May 13th from Twitterrific
- Christopher Rovira (kristoffer rov) hasnt been seen/heard from since friday may 8,2009. If anyone hears from him please call 516-902-0867.6:13 PM May 11th from web
- About to taste the balela I reverse engineered from a Trader Joe's product. Hoping it is as good--or better than--its inspiration.10:45 AM May 10th from Twitterrific
- @irishpub72 there are worse places you could be stuck--in traffic or otherwise--imho. I hope you get to your destination safe and sound!11:27 AM May 9th from Twitterrific
- @cmerlo Because you are a *huge* fan of Michael MacDonald, Kenny G and a host of other lame musicians? Or, perhaps you just have a headache?12:29 PM Mar 14th from Twitterrific
- @cmerlo @irishpub72 I checked and the last update was from me; how would I know and what would someone do other than post false updates?11:42 AM Mar 14th from web
- Just logged in for the first time since getting over a two-month respiratory infection to see my password invalid. Could I have been hacked?11:22 AM Mar 14th from web
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- Name aheff
- Location Long Island
- Bio I am full of useless information.
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