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The sign on the bathroom door at the gas station said watch for loose floor tile. I wonder what accident prompted that
9:21 AM Oct 11th from TwitterFon
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Traffic is completely stopped outside so one man is going car to car handing out doughnuts and bagels
8:44 AM Oct 7th from TwitterFon
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I think I over compensated in my attempt to acquire a taste for tea.
12:44 PM Sep 27th from web
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I was on Twitter 30 minutes ago and now everything has changed.--Captain Obvious, I know. You can't get anything past me.
6:24 PM Sep 18th from web
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Mr english just fulfilled his stereotype and gave us toast. I'm proud to be an american.
7:42 AM Sep 12th from txt
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Trying to decide if i want to make the iphone plunge. Words of wisdom?
4:04 PM Sep 11th from txt
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The best thing about it being your birthday is that your facebook wall blows up.
8:44 AM Sep 6th from txt
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One great thing about needing to do laundry is that you discover new clothes combinations
1:59 PM Aug 30th from txt
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At davids bridal listening to a bridesmaid argue that she should be married before 20 That would explain why the bride looks like shes 12
4:25 PM Aug 29th from txt
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