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My mom saw the box for her birthday present and said oh I got bling.
I just saw a trolley parked in someones driveway
Mcdonalds has sign on their drive through that says we do not accept walk up orders
The sign on the bathroom door at the gas station said watch for loose floor tile. I wonder what accident prompted that
Traffic is completely stopped outside so one man is going car to car handing out doughnuts and bagels
My coworker just said not having the Internet at all is better than having IE6
I think I over compensated in my attempt to acquire a taste for tea.
Finally able to pick up the rental. I'm driving a truck. I am not a truck driver.
The problem with Twitter direct is that u have to tell Twitter it's a direct message
No do you want me to?
I just said this is my mac on word. It reminded me of this is your brain on drugs
I was on Twitter 30 minutes ago and now everything has changed.--Captain Obvious, I know. You can't get anything past me.
In blockbuster with leann rhimes
Mr english just fulfilled his stereotype and gave us toast. I'm proud to be an american.
@amyjogirardier bc my phone bill would triple and the coverage is bad.
Trying to decide if i want to make the iphone plunge. Words of wisdom?
My coworker just said i would never strike you with a yo yo.
The best thing about it being your birthday is that your facebook wall blows up.
One great thing about needing to do laundry is that you discover new clothes combinations
At davids bridal listening to a bridesmaid argue that she should be married before 20 That would explain why the bride looks like shes 12