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ahamefulejoluo

  1. Jar-Jar Binks, more like Jar-Jar Stinks! 1:01 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @max_segal You caught me! it was a communist manifesto in 140 characters. 8:00 AM Apr 27th via web in reply to max_segal
  3. @SavageErudition Teach me to be happy like you 11:08 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to SavageErudition
  4. If you think equality can "go too far," then you don't know anything about math or language. 10:47 PM Apr 26th via web
  5. @SeanMcCarthyCom @thelindywest Sean, I have hella respect for you as a comic, always have, but seriously dude! 12:32 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to SeanMcCarthyCom
  6. @SeanMcCarthyCom @thelindywest I guarantee you are not as "tired" of the "perpetually offended brigade" as I am of bullshit racism 12:32 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to SeanMcCarthyCom
  7. What if the Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were Juggalo Dinosaurs?..that would be way scarier. 5:56 PM Apr 19th via web
  8. I think instead of calling them "abortions" we should call them "nah, I'm just gonna keep hanging out." 6:53 PM Apr 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @zenaccc Bactrim DS 8:38 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to zenaccc
  10. Being around young people makes me want to write a children's book called "You're not special & everyone's just pretending to like you" 6:51 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I support our troops...on a case by case basis 10:21 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. You could literally pick any name on the planet and you go with "Juwanna Mann"? Are you trying to get caught? 9:44 AM Apr 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Apparently SXSW is a costume party and the theme is "12 year old prostitute" 6:34 PM Mar 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @harithecomic @dapwell I always liked that script! 9:20 PM Feb 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to harikondabolu
  15. Do you ever wonder if 50 Cent's dick has bullet wound scars? 5:23 PM Feb 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Real housewives of Atlanta proves that ALL rich people are terrible, regardless of color. #progress 3:45 PM Feb 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Cher sounds like zoey deschanel in slow motion. 9:32 PM Jan 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Ahamefule J. Oluo
  • Location Seattle, Wa, Earth
  • Web http://nowimfine.com
  • Bio If you leave something somewhere...something will sit on it.
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