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  1. Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
  2. "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
  3. We that are true lovers run into strange capers.
  4. Hi. Are you cute?
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  6. "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."
  7. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
  8. The way you manage your time determnes your success or failure as a man.
  9. Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
  10. I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
  11. Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
  12. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  13. A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
  14. http://bit.ly/j0f24 i'm to lazy
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  16. You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
  17. Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
  18. Love is much in winnig , but is more in loosing.
  19. How is an intelligent woman called? .................. A transvestite
  20. May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.