AgentShallon
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The Blindside > shirtless taylor lautner....but just barely.
about 1 hour ago
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Today I am going to buy a tween magazine on the men of New Moon. The worst crimes are premeditated...
about 8 hours ago
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"Taylor, you look like simba."
about 9 hours ago
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@ nah you just need to love the same things teenage girs love. Namely, teenage boys.
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to bkwolfe
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Like a tree falling in the forest, if u twet about TEAM JACOB when no ones awake to read it, does it count? Didn't think so either!
about 21 hours ago
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@ and knives. Stick with knives too (easier to dispose of)
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to HockeyBunny
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@ god your life is hard.
4:18 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to xoxohadas
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"911? Hi my name is shallon, I nearly ordered The Ugly Truth on demand, clearly I need help. Its bad."
2:11 PM Nov 21st
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Epic fail for NY Mags "gift guide". If someone gave me rainbow printed kleenex or a piggy spatula I'd punch them.
1:47 PM Nov 21st
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@ where on earth are you?? I thought you were still here l tues!
11:03 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to xoxohadas
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GOOD LUCK "maple leafs hope to end winless streat at 5 as ovechkin comes to town"
8:43 AM Nov 21st
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@ 5'8"?? Wow, he's a GIANT compared to my mistakes
7:55 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to HockeyBunny
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Soaking in tub, reading magazines, watching Steel Magnolias, eating popcorn = shallon style multitasking.
3:26 PM Nov 20th
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When I grow up, I want to be sandra bullocks character in The Blindside. Who's with me??
3:24 PM Nov 20th
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"Oh dear!" I said aloud in Cosi, realizing that the guy I made out w/after last yrs Woodie awards might have been 18 at the time. Nice!
10:58 AM Nov 20th
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@ sister, I'm already there. Welcome to the revolution.
7:55 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to JulieKraut
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@ ummm FALSE. Where I come from, boarding school is where parents send kids who won't stop painting weiners on walls.
11:00 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to DjSharperimage
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@ oh I did. OH I DID.
7:36 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to HockeyBunny
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Snap. This broad did NOT just namedrop boarding school to me. Um I didn't burn anything down and get sent away bitch. Sit down.
7:24 PM Nov 19th
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Just caught my hockey coach dancing like a drunken 13 year old at this gala. WHAT THE FCK?! Like running into your math teacher!!
6:45 PM Nov 19th
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- Name Shallon Lester
- Location Manhattan, NY
- Web http://www.double...
- Bio The road to hell is paved with poorly thought out status updates
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