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Lady in the dress with no helmet, riding the scooter to jesus knows where at this hour, I think I'm in love with you. less than 20 seconds ago via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/9mABN - Today's harvest included the first of our pumpkins! 5:08 PM Jul 27th via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/LGmLD - Life looks like the head on the Jager machine when making $30 for the night and waiting two hours for the sinks to 9:27 PM Jul 26th via Ping.fm
I have no band. This is a problem. It's 8:32, for chrissakes. May be time to start drinkin'. 5:32 PM Jul 25th via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/qsxJa - We're the pilots of the fun plane at BWI, and it's your own fault if you're not having fun! 11:21 AM Jul 24th via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/f3Sxz - Completed. Original by Sir Charles Bell. Tattoo by Mike at Great Southern. 8:28 AM Jul 23rd via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/69R98 - The face of Pain & Suffering, in progress. Hat tip to Sir Charles Bell. 11:35 AM Jul 22nd via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/jSwfC - Damn straight! From a food stand on the boardwalk in Ocean City, MD. 1:11 PM Jul 17th via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/6mIVd - From Ocean Gallery in Ocean City, MD. 1:09 PM Jul 17th via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/sIcl4 - Yesterday's haul: more than a dozen cucumbers, tomatoes, asparagus beans, yum yum yum. 1:07 PM Jul 17th via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/z3dnq - Today's haul: corn, squash, zucchini. Corn! 1:05 PM Jul 17th via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/GeRx6 - Ocean Shitty Dragon Slayers at Mug & Mallet! 2:08 PM Jul 13th via Ping.fm
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http://ping.fm/p/g0YUq - Say hello to Mr Pepperman, freshly picked. 3:15 PM Jul 5th via Ping.fm
The older I get, the more relevant the punk rock of my youth becomes to my life. Isn't it supposed to fade out to new things? Is this twist 9:42 PM Jun 30th via Ping.fm
Fresh mosquito bites = 34. Drugged to the nines on Benadryl and covered with calamine, check. Still going to work tonight at DC9! 3:22 PM Jun 29th via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/H3dvR - Today's haul shows how our cucumbers our out of control. 2:59 PM Jun 29th via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/KYlfG - Our latest haul! 11:06 AM Jun 26th via Ping.fm
is really tired of people who can't hold their own together. 9:24 PM Jun 22nd via Ping.fm
At work tonight, the singer-songwriter dedicated a song to me. It has a verse about how "my love is selfish." He has no idea how astute tha 7:50 PM Jun 21st via Ping.fm