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  1. Had enough of my life for today so gonna drown myself in Timofey Pnin's.
  2. Les Savy Fav jerks pheasant on DINNER WITH THE BAND tonight at 11pm. (IFC) Support@djneverforget
  3. Went to Govinda's Lunch Club at the Hare Krishna Temple w/@js_bklyn today and my sweet lord was it delicious: http://bit.ly/6Q7haM
  4. w/ 2 Asians fiddlin' there was bound 2 b trouble. RT @NickfromIslands: I've created a monster. Well, more like an annoying younger brother.
  5. From Grey Goose to Cooked Goose: Chaos in Tigerland - http://bit.ly/5L702X
  6. "Prurient interest is rarely something to be proud of." http://tinyurl.com/yg5rcy4 (via@tyhardaway)
  7. RT @NickfromIslands: My friend refuses to tweet 'cus he thinks people will steal his jokes. [@TVCarnage?]
  8. @Stockbauer once bit and threw one up on Knoxville. Not @jimgoad nor DC was amused. RT @kylemcinnes: My first pickled egg. Review coming.
  9. The Empire Runneth Over: Smart people on RIGHT: http://bit.ly/7111MK and LEFT discuss Afghan as Vietnam: http://bit.ly/4pMOex RT?
  10. RT @citizenhudson: Who's idea was this? http://bit.ly/46Mw7 [I will deny having any knowledge of this RT]
  11. Bruce Ratner continues to fuck Brooklyn w/o even the romance of Tiger Woods' pillow talk: http://bit.ly/6tBq1j @degoldstein #atlanticyards
  12. RT @Stockbauer: Tiger has spread brotherly love in pratically every major US city. [Bone up w/ Asian slant: http://bit.ly/4A1n5N]
  13. One of the @SalesDudes brought country pate and sorghum beer over last night. LESSON: If you live large, you will prosper.
  14. Whole brownstone smells like the poblanos roasting on our gas stovetop for Bratzo's custom chicken and dumplings. Bird plucked and poached.
  15. OCD must be great for dads. Endless tidying. And isn't Obsessive Compulsive Disorder just a fantastic oxymoron?
  16. Pattern emerging: Woods only dates nocturnal hospitality workers. Trendy vampire angle? (via@Roland_Hedley)
  17. The Future of News: the viral animated sequel on Tiger's mistresses: http://bit.ly/4A1n5N
  18. Kant's 'Critique of Aesthetic Judgement: Drastically Condensed Awesome Version" http://u.nu/5s6y3
  19. It's up to UT to avenge Tebo! RT@pineapplereport: Dear Colt McCoy, This isnt how nat'l championships are won. Get your shit together pronto.
  20. Bratzo & I are in Manhattan at Two Boots Pizza on Ave A watching FLA vs AL while it snows outside. It's good to be the Kid.