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  1. babysitting the senate as they try to come to an agreement about health care. what the hell was i thinking when i took this job? save me!
  2. happy birthday, @anothersadsong! i couldn't have chosen a better alter ego than you. ♥
  3. @MDessler don't worry about it. i'm not taking it personally. #24
  4. @Duhh thanks. he's still mad that i shot him in the shoulder. i said i was just doing my job. #24
  5. @tony_almeida again with the putting me down. all i did was provide a little comfort for someone who needs it. #24
  6. @tony_almeida no need to be rude - we used to be friends. :0/ #24
  7. @tony_almeida have i mentioned that i'm an expert marksman? top in my class. so yeah, coulda been much worse than it was. #24
  8. @MDessler believe me, i've been there. #24
  9. @tony_almeida again, all part of the job. just be thankful it was in the shoulder. #24
  10. @MDessler it's been rough for both of you, i know. but i've got a shoulder that's available. #24
  11. @MDessler sure, i've got an extra bedroom and ice cream. #24
  12. you can't help but hate to see such a perfect couple fight. :0/ #24
  13. @MDessler relationships are tough, but if you want it to work, it will. #24
  14. @tony_almeida kinda had a lot going on. perhaps you wouldn't be in this mess if you'd just, y'know, not double crossed everyone. #24
  15. @MDessler isn't it worth giving some time to see if what you had can be regained? #24
  16. @tony_almeida just 'cause i did my job doesn't mean i don't care. #24
  17. @MDessler he's been through a lot, it's true. he still loves you, though. #24
  18. @tony_almeida hey, relax, big guy. i ask because i care. #24
  19. @MDessler i'm sure it's just cause you've been presumed dead for so long. things'll get better. plus i'm always available for girls nite out
  20. @tony_almeida lady problems? #24