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  1. starting your own business = watching your hair turn grey 11:56 PM Dec 9th from web
  2. the movie sucks. but meet me on equinox totally makes up for it. 11:47 AM Dec 6th from web
  3. ouch. if i had accident insurance, i'd make a killing getting killed. 10:10 AM Dec 1st from web
  4. enough snot to drown a small continent 7:26 AM Nov 18th from web
  5. if you eat butter bheja after belly dancing, you watch your dreams of a four pack curl up and die. 8:41 AM Nov 12th from web
  6. tarantino. tarantino. tarantino. 10:38 AM Nov 10th from web
  7. no credit card. no salary. then how the #$%^ did i end up spending so much this month? 6:12 PM Nov 7th from web
  8. thirteen year old girls. that too american. what am i supposed to say to them? panic. 5:23 AM Oct 22nd from web
  9. i'm buying a fucking air gun in time for next diwali. all you cracker bursting dumb#$%^, you better watch out. 10:30 AM Oct 19th from web
  10. one canvas. three chapters. you can do it AGG. 10:47 AM Oct 18th from web
  11. i know why they're called killer heels. my feet were just murdered. 3:39 AM Oct 15th from web
  12. working my way to a four pack. not cigarettes, not beer, just a good old saline pack. 4:07 AM Oct 14th from web
  13. hoola hoop.only bludy looks easy. 12:12 PM Oct 13th from web
  14. how come the recession never affected the stupid folks who've already started busting their money on loud crackers? 9:21 AM Oct 11th from web
  15. Schizophrenic social life. The decadence will be disciplined. Here i come morning yoga. Blah, it is already freaking 1.30 am. 12:08 PM Oct 9th from web
  16. advanced salsa! ooh. meet the hot footer! 11:09 AM Oct 5th from web
  17. now i wake up at 8am on a Saturday to work. and because i don't work for anyone, i can't even blame them. this sucks. 8:20 PM Oct 2nd from web
  18. when i blew out thick yellow snot at the meeting, i had a feeling they would not give us the business. bloody snot racists. 11:55 AM Sep 30th from web
  19. @Varun_Reverie: hey. i just realised it was you. all i ever see on my list are women wanting to be porn stars. so you are a welcome change. 11:53 AM Sep 30th from web in reply to Varun_Reverie
  20. when i blew out thick yellow snot at the meeting, i had a feeling they would not give us the business. bloody snot racists. 11:45 AM Sep 30th from web