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  1. I emerged with 3 different sugary things to bake. I guess I feel a little better.
  2. Bl00m hates me. Can't find c0c0nut. Cute babies playing w vibraty singing raindeer about to set me off again.
  3. I just spent 15 minutes spontaneously crying in my car. GUUHHHHHH!
  4. Dr. P's rule of 3, sandwich paragraph metaphor, and pts of argument hiking metaphor, are fully utilized in my academic career! <3
  5. Dirty. between AIDS and d00d00 f0r justin!
  6. Tidal waves t0tally sm00th t0 sean!
  7. Amanda's passed 0ut, thats n0t gangsta! - Maurice
  8. Why the fuck w0uld baking c00kies make me cranky?! - sean
  9. Apples t0 apples FTW t0night Bitches!
  10. At this rate our awesome group will n0t present 0n the 0bsesi0n 0f Addicti0n. the phrase -time limit-must have a dif def
  11. Tonight: the musical stylings of AIM's salsa channel & drinky. Entering official brain down-time. By myself. Where's roomie? I want co.
  12. We just got Elf'd!: http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/4jwacXmHF2C2Knmc
  13. RT @cltdickweather: Partly sunny as dicks. 35 dickgrees. Bundle your dicks up, its cold!
  14. @transceiverfreq I used to want to name a future child that. That kitty has quite a legacy to live up to. Ghola kitty lives forever!
  15. "Hail Muse! et cetera." - Byron; “There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.” - Ernest Hemingway
  16. "friend or enema"? Oh Hemingway, you crack me up! Pun most definitely intended.
  17. Wish I had a @jajones615 in my bathroom every morning pumping me up with bounciness and adderall! "Go blue team, GO!"
  18. "Make it so!" ...trying to use sci-fi references to motivate myself to get some writing done. Paun out.
  19. NIN's "Closer to God" is playing in King's coffeeshop! And there are no crazy southern baptists anywhere in sight! HAH!
  20. Niquill yeaaaaha! fighter of the Dayquill yeeaaaha!