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agategal

  1. THIS--> RT @TheTweetOfGod If bad writing arouses you then "Fifty Shades of Gray" is a nonstop turn-on. / Like Twilight. Blech.
  2. "Due to our licensing agreements this video is currently not available for purchase or rental." / OK, fine I won't watch your fucking movie.
  3. RT @sethmeyers21 To all our armed forces overseas, may you soon return home safe and sound to a dog that LOSES ITS SHIT when it sees you.
  4. Hee hee. / RT @angryseattle Some truly terrible music today at Folklife. You citizens need more lessons and less pot.
  5. "The fact that you can't sell your daughter for three goats and a cow means we have already redefined marriage."
  6. RT @BorowitzReport I can think of no better tribute to the war dead than to bring home the war living. #MemorialDay / amen!
  7. @QueenofSpain @aaronvest :D
  8. RT @DCdebbie Appropriately enough, Mitt Romney is flaunting the support of a man who's signature expression is "You're Fired!" #Trump
  9. RT @LOLGOP The best part of calling @realDonaldTrump a "bloviating ignoramus"? His response will surely prove your point.
  10. @jenny0101 I love their Asian chicken salad. It's the only thing I ever order there 'cuz I like it so much.
  11. Copper River salmon was delish! Hubs grilled it to perfection! twitter.com/agategal/statu…
  12. Heh heh, you sound like a redneck! / RT @aaronvest Had my son bring me a beer from the fridge in the garage. Best part of having children.
  13. Copper River salmon. Mmmm.
  14. RT @TheTweetOfGod Everything happens for no reason.
  15. “@Wolfrum: Mitt Romney has four wives. I have seen no proof to convince me otherwise. #PassItOn” / :D