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agarzola

  1. Harvest. @ Crabtree Farms instagr.am/p/LLGU45qfLo/
  2. @MetricButtload Skull & Bones, obviously.
  3. @MetricButtload Precisely.
  4. @MetricButtload Unless you’ve something we want, in which case we want to “bring democracy” to your primitive shithole as soon as possible.
  5. @mkelley Ghostbusters was added to Netflix recently.
  6. So @codelette doesn’t believe that my manstench gives me handyman superpowers. The fucking naysayer.
  7. Good morning, tomatillo. instagr.am/p/LIevw3qfMp/
  8. Tomato plants. instagr.am/p/LIeaKrKfMi/
  9. Man can go up to about eight days without water, and up to three days without bacon.
  10. @attenea Yo sé por qué te fastidia tanto: Porque eres una persona decente. Por eso.
  11. @rachelnahiara ¿Estás en PR?
  12. Tomatoes are growing pretty fast! instagr.am/p/LF6_ZdKfKL/
  13. @rachelnahiara ¿Huracán?
  14. I have the hardest crush on my bike. cc: @codelette
  15. @crm11four ¿Lo dices por el crop?
  16. @nsteiner Thanks!