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afurtadotkf

My visor is tagged up. I didn't do it... Ok, maybe I did one. @chrislilley #dictation #summerheightshigh instagr.am/p/LMaMlIue0e/ about 8 hours ago via Instagram
Made a damn #delocated tribute hat for myself too! Because I'm with it instagr.am/p/LMXPSsOezQ/ about 8 hours ago via Instagram
”hey Andrew, why do you hate hipsters?” Reference this woman. instagr.am/p/LMCwqVOe3m/ about 12 hours ago via Instagram
#fortune creepy shit instagr.am/p/LL5amjuey0/ about 13 hours ago via Instagram
Made a hat for my buddy. A #delocated reference. One if my favorite shows on television. instagr.am/p/LLlwmdue2d/ about 16 hours ago via Instagram
I'm catching a very heart warming or very creepy moment on camera #hold @ Melody's Fresh Mexican Restaurant instagr.am/p/LJQkWSOe2H/ 2:11 PM May 27th via Instagram
Hamptonyount You can get my FREE comedy album here hamptonyount.com/free-cd/ and donate if you want to. 12:56 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by afurtadotkf and 4 others
”ohh, you tastes like cocaine!” Not said to me or by me. But said NEAR me! instagr.am/p/LH_O0DuexI/ 2:19 AM May 27th via Instagram
Happy birthday @tobywilkins! @splinterfilm 2:13 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
m.funnyordie.com/videos/e4c31d3… instagr.am/p/LG5TZtOe-T/ 4:08 PM May 26th via Instagram
I ate a piece of shit for breakfast, just to see what all the fuss was about. 9:17 AM May 26th via web
#catlick instagr.am/p/LE-bLiue7h/ 10:15 PM May 25th via Instagram
@LizzyLes I'm positive, but not #pussypositive 9:26 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to LizzyLes
@LizzyLes have one conversation with me and you'll retract that statement. #trust 9:19 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to LizzyLes
For all mongcast fans. That girl's boyfriend came in to met me today. he seemed cool, she seemed pissed. Won't be taking to her anymore! 8:21 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
@Paul_Cottingham phew 4:14 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to Paul_Cottingham
@chrisburdens stop tweeting and shitting. 1:33 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to ChrisBurdens
#FF the people that let me live with them @MikeyLHeureux @ChrisBurdens #TheirCat 1:30 PM May 25th via web
@Thekatttsmeow He's staring at his food like he sees god in the middle of his corndog. 1:29 PM May 25th via web in reply to Thekatttsmeow
@tori_esparza I'm confused, but really I'm confused. 1:27 PM May 25th via web in reply to tori_esparza

Name Andrew Furtado
Location Tarzana, CA
Web http://tasteskind...
Bio I work places and have a car. I am the most interesting man in Africa. I also work on Talkin' Shit with Jim and Eddie and made Papa Pinata with Todd Glass.