aftertheskyfell
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woman in front of me on bus is taking pictures of herself. she's not pleased. I'm amused.
3:09 PM May 6th
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Alright!! Got to work 40 minutes early! Sleep is for suckers! I'm being sarcastic!!
5:27 AM May 6th
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seen so many butterflies lately! is it a sign? The end is nigh!!
5:49 AM May 5th
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Cotton Candy before bed :) dreams of cavities and morbid obesity to follow!
10:49 PM Apr 17th
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In my dreamscape there is an arena for the whales. Last night it was a Krishna/Superman/J.Seinfeld sculpture. Morgan Freeman was there.
7:49 AM Apr 11th
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:I am a jewel thief in France. Escaping through alleys and leaping from building to building. A mission of some kind. Videogame life.
4:26 AM Mar 24th
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Turns out the Chuck Palahniuk book I bought used is signed. Also there's a smushed spider between pages.
4:19 AM Mar 24th
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Needing that medicine that makes me feel like a tall tree.
1:45 PM Jan 8th
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merry good night. i am tired.
1:26 AM Dec 26th, 2011
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Dear girl on bus that took of her shoe on the bus to compare size of her foot to sock she is knitting... never change.
2:47 PM Dec 17th, 2011
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: i was at a bar having a few drinks and then playing a Marvel trivia game with George Bush. questions came out of the drinks.
8:26 AM Dec 7th, 2011
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They say 1 is the loneliest number. True. Also 8 is the fattest.
4:36 AM Nov 19th, 2011
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Nothing like getting a text message that starts with "there was a car accident..." they're OK though.
8:30 PM Nov 12th, 2011
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Sitting at CoffeeTime before work. Old ppls greeting each other. Its nice. Unlike this horrible sandwich.
5:37 AM Nov 6th, 2011
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Dear McDonald's, thanks for making mornings almost OK.
4:27 AM Nov 5th, 2011
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chopsticks in ear holes. that is all.
11:16 PM Oct 14th, 2011
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Hrrrm lets try to sleep now yes?
1:35 AM Oct 14th, 2011
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Stupid vegetarian ad in subway... got me feeling guilty for loving Bacon.
4:34 PM Oct 13th, 2011
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Oh snap! Just found out I haven't been playing these lotto scratch cards right! Who knows how many millions I've thrown out!!
12:58 PM Sep 9th, 2011
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Last night was one of those nights where you wish your dreams came out on DVD!
12:59 PM Sep 6th, 2011
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