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  1. @Mark_Black My roommate and I have our lightsabers wall-mounted above our respective headboards. Nerdy... doesn't even come close
  2. @Mark_Black She cannot possible hope to deal with four lightsabers. I mean, could you?
  3. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: pretty, night, time - http://w33.us/4guu
  4. Oh no guys, @amandapalmer has a lightsaber. Too bad about how I have access to four of them
  5. ugh
  6. Discussing Twilight: "do you think the vampires have glittery semen?" "I hope so. It'd be like getting blown in the face by a unicorn!"
  7. http://twitpic.com/rlxms My friend Angelena getting photo'd.
  8. RT @Twoifbyseacafe: Croissant of the week update!! The "Hester Street Special" - delicate parmesan, provolone and green olive (WANT)
  9. I wish @unknown67999 would stop Mentioning me regarding Britney Spears and Cocks, kthanks
  10. @jenndube This idea is so stellar I cannot agree more.
  11. PS: MY STUDENT LOANS CAME IN
  12. Today I am missing class to do schoolwork. Except for right now, when I am drinking juice and decorating for xmas.
  13. I went four years thinking I knew the best hilarious sex story and this weekend I heard one that totally destroyed it
  14. Ahaha, phone calls from the Chronicle-Herald office from my velvet-voiced friend @SavourTheSea. Amazing.
  15. RT @SavourTheSea: Holy cows. This gold story is on the front page, above the fold. Damn! That's two front pages.
  16. I cuddle-wuddle wuved it
  17. Mm good morning everybody. I tweet from a pillow.
  18. Not having Twitter or Tumblr on my phone right now is significantly decreasing my morale.
  19. I really want to be working in the lingerie shop where @neilhimself and @amandapalmer are bra-shopping. Just sayin'. I'm thinking about it
  20. @madjoy23 NICE!