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Fifteen year reunion far less awkward and way more fun than I thought it would be. Wish we could have stayed longer but also family reunion.about 19 hours agofrom Tweed
Yo dawg I herd you like equal representation so I put a senator with your senator so you can git represented while ur represented.7:29 PM Jul 3rdfrom Tweed
She shelters cock like a non-profit farm animal rescue.4:48 PM Jul 3rdfrom Tweed
Saw bald, chubby middle aged dude driving a shiny bright red Corvette. License plate AWESUME. Not AWESUME, dude. Totally LAMEE and SADE.2:45 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
@acbruhaha I can show you, but I keep it in a specimen cup in my fridge at home. I'll be right back.2:25 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
Missing family reunion with ppl frm all over USA right now, but will see most of them at a cookout tmw. Also going to 15 yr high hs reunion.2:24 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
By the time I decided to start this holiday weekend early, it was already too late -- I had started it on time.1:24 PM Jul 3rdfrom Tweed
@ranty it's because you drive it like you stole it. Which is the correct way.6:34 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
Restaurant idea: all-you-can-eat buffet delivery. Eat a plate, call up, and dude drives back with more. Repeat until pants don't fit.6:09 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
Think casting interview for bathroom remodel show went well. Will find out if selected in a couple weeks. Worried about schedule not working2:42 PM Jul 2ndfrom Tweed
Just ate 1/2 of a Big AZ Omelet sandwich from vending machine (no time to leave for lunch today). No photo due to shame and gas.12:10 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
thr is plnty of rm 4 this tweet bt im stll abbrvtng.7:12 AM Jul 2ndfrom web
