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afterglide

  1. Puppet buttock. 12:34 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  2. Shhhhhhhh! Use your indoor farts! 9:34 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  3. Grass doesn't grow under my feet, but it often dies under my ass. 8:44 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  4. In all fairness, I earned how bad I smell right now. 1:14 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  5. Preparing for my 9 day weekend. I predict my body will be found a few days later, soaked in pizza grease and feces that isn't mine. 1:30 PM May 25th via web
  6. If your company's idea of engaging consumers is FB posts/tweets like "Hey, what are you doing over the holiday weekend?" you are clueless. 12:01 PM May 25th via web
  7. More poop per turd. 8:14 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  8. @autoclavicle not a .75? 6:48 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to autoclavicle
  9. So if peeing is a number one and shitting is number two, is having a baby a one and a half? 4:32 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  10. RT @amck I may have to punch @afterglide for implanting the phase "sandy menstruation" in my brain. // Also a character name in Grease 2. 10:55 AM May 23rd via web in reply to amck
  11. Side effects may include watery eyes and Pop Tarts shooting from between your butt cheeks like a doughy toaster. 10:52 PM May 22nd via web
  12. Side effects may include loss of virginity and sandy menstruation. 1:31 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  13. Doctor put me on a med with possible side effects that include loss of appetite/weight loss and constipation. Eat less, but retain it. 1:05 PM May 22nd via web
  14. Balance my chemicals! 11:22 AM May 22nd via web
  15. Side effects may include dry mouth and bare-assed carpet scooting. 11:00 AM May 22nd via web
  16. @thebrandi MMM... rap beef. Now I want one of those McDonald's wraps with hamburger patties in it. Clearly I hate myself. 9:41 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to thebrandi
  17. @thebrandi aw, I thought it was going to be about some sort of argument about cesium. Which, of course, sounds very exciting. :-| 9:34 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to thebrandi
  18. A rare blog post: For your safety afterglide.com/2012/05/for-yo… 10:51 AM May 21st via Tweet Button
  • Name Jeremy QA Gibbens
  • Location Twin Cities, MN
  • Web http://www.afterg...
  • Bio Translucent traveler, wondering at any given moment how the hell it all came to this. Believe little of what I tweet. Polo shirt kitten pirate.
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