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  1. wondering why a co-worker dropped evidence of polyamory into Family Dining bucket? Is there a big opportunity for the Polygamous diner? about 2 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. New blog post: Positive Alternative Lifestyle http://www.afordrunning.com... about 6 hours ago from Twitter Tools
  3. text to land-line computer voice saying how sexy I was sounded like Stephen Hawking calling himself "my loving man". about 21 hours ago from Brizzly
  4. Think we drained the little ones- looking like a "baby burrito" http://yfrog.com/4f59lij 9:29 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  5. RT @pomeranian99 True innovation is hard to recognize because it permanently changes life and such change is hard to imagine in advance. 7:32 AM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  6. This ought to end well, me & older bro bought pellet guns. http://yfrog.com/1dghqj 2:43 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  7. Morning run in Tennessee, 5 motorists wave at me. Gotta love the small-town friendly South! 7:31 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  8. @vinnywarren next Friday? You'd be on!!! 8:26 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to vinnywarren
  9. @salicious ditto! However, sometimes I can't unsee your stuff either! (shiver) 8:25 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to salicious
  10. RT @edwardboches: Too many ad agencies are "managing the decline VS leaning into the disruption." via @melex bbh labs 6:03 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  11. Just got a Random Act of Kindness, now to balance out the universe with a RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE! 1:40 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  12. Posterous is turning into my stream-of-web consciousness. http://bit.ly/08NCUEV 6:29 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  13. RT @jaymohr37: If I fought in the UFC I would train my body to always enter the ring with a boner. (now I will do this in presentations) 4:47 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  14. wow is SNL great tonight, or is there a slow gas-leak at my house? 9:12 PM Nov 21st from Brizzly
  15. RT @popurls: I keep searching for clues that it might be fake... Unbelievable stuff! http://pop.is/jb2 (this is awesome) 12:38 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  16. My coworker either has H1N1 or HIV...either way it's a an "H" thing. I'm not educated but the hacking and coughing is indicative. 12:50 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  17. Used to tell my mother they had changed the back of my jersey in college to Nefarious to match my deeds. Troubled her so... 10:30 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  18. RT @SnuggieSighting: @aford I finally got this posted. Thanks for sharing http://snuggiesightings.com... (feels good!) 8:02 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  19. spotty cell coverage in CHI. Garmin watch takes forever to find satellites...and my Unicorn's not street legal. Aaagh technology!! 11:14 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  20. Editing the Clockless tapes...somehow I'm still hungry! http://yfrog.com/33awanj 9:03 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie