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  1. Yes, projectile sneezing is a thing. And so is TiVo. And working late on Wednesdays.
  2. Leave your spoilers out of my Twitter stream, and I won't projectile sneeze on your TV. OH TOO LATE
  3. I'm just saying, "retail" and "rectal" contain many of the same letters for a reason.
  4. There's a word for when your work shifts are less than 10 hours apart, but it's not meant for polite ears.
  5. The electric impulses in her brain couldn't power a small clock radio.
  6. @srhercule I'm not - just bummed that marriage equality didn't pass.
  7. At this rate, I'm going to run out of places I'm not annoyed with, and expatriate to the moon. Unless the moon also sucks.
  8. Necessity is the mother of invention, and I just invented the Snot Bib. Investors?
  9. @jordanrubin "Cats"
  10. @Blue_Crab ...burn?
  11. I'm trying to be less passive-aggressive these days. Unlike SOME people.
  12. Needed: flaming nancy boy to make me look like a sad clown hooker, ASAP.
  13. RT @kidonthesquare: I think the saddest thing about Comcast buying NBC is that Jack Donaghy will never get to be CEO of General Electric.
  14. Yesterday, I confessed to suffering from extreme nostalgia. Today, I wouldn't want to talk to me either.
  15. RT @valentinem: if you carry on a long conversational thread on Twitter, It's like leaving your blinds open. We can see you. This isn't ...
  16. @Krud I'll give you a clue...it's a digit between 4 and 6, rhymes with "live" and starts with F.
  17. *shudder* After my last few tweets I should probably shower for a couple of hours with a steel wool loofah to scrub the hipster off.
  18. Suck it, Kay Jewelers. The way to my heart is with a Diana F+ and 120 slide film and someday my prince will come.
  19. I wanted to dislike it so when someone asked me how it was, I could say "...Orange." But the orange turned out to be beautiful. Dammit, Wes.
  20. Oh yeah, I saw THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX earlier today. Just...unadulterated pure delight. So much fun.