afoolishwit
- @bretterlich Batman Begins. And Newsies?about 2 hours ago from web in reply to bretterlich
- The incentive for finding a job should not be the ability to purchase handmade Canadian soaps.about 2 hours ago from web
- @phyllisstein Agreed! And my Fairy Tales class claimed that he is gay. And I claim it's part of the appeal.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to phyllisstein
- I am way too excited about my fictional Facebook panda being pregnant. Dammit, Nick.about 5 hours ago from web
- @goodgrief624 Oh my god, I almost forgot about that.about 5 hours ago from web in reply to goodgrief624
- Sigma Alpha Ginsburg finds it hilarious that you can put a topping on only half of a pizza. No wonder it has taken 2 hours to order.about 7 hours ago from web
- Apparently I don't have the authority to tell my brother's friends to quiet down. Swear the god, the frat house was never this unruly.about 7 hours ago from web
- One employer is telling me to post my "cool resume." Guess I have to revise my regular resume and add pictures of skateboarders.about 8 hours ago from web
- @TheDerridaDrop Ugh. I'm so sorry.about 15 hours ago from web in reply to TheDerridaDrop
- @TheDerridaDrop It also raises questions, like "How are you watching I Hate Valentine's Day while it's still in theaters, and why?"about 15 hours ago from web in reply to TheDerridaDrop
- Why do I keep doing this to myself?1:19 AM Jul 5th from txt
- @hismindkills @Camikaze Yeah, 5,000 suffices.12:54 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to hismindkills
- Watching Spiderman 2, I kept expecting Peter Parker to break into the Not My Problem Dance.10:48 PM Jul 4th from txt
- Die Hard: With a Side Salad - My brother, the Hollywood pitchman.10:01 PM Jul 4th from txt
- Too Weird for Ziggy by Syvie Simmons officially upgraded to a must-read for fans of clever short stories and rock lore.9:16 PM Jul 4th from txt
- @crackbarbie But congrats on getting out of yours, that must be excruciating.8:30 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to crackbarbie
- @crackbarbie Thank god, no. Our acts would be guessing what movie actors were in other things & reaching 100% completion in video games.8:28 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to crackbarbie
- We're going to kick the butts of those snooty kids out at Camp Star Lake!8:05 PM Jul 4th from web
- Spent all day working on my sweet "Jesus is a Friend of Mine" dance moves. You guys ready for the big talent show?8:03 PM Jul 4th from web
- Discovery: all contemporary cinema owes a debt to Die Hard With A Vengeance.4:16 PM Jul 4th from txt
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- Name Emmy
- Location Frederick, MD (for now)
- Web http://afoolishwi...
- Bio English major / amateur dilettante not-so-eagerly anticipating being spat into the cuspador of life.
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