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  1. @bretterlich Batman Begins. And Newsies?
  2. The incentive for finding a job should not be the ability to purchase handmade Canadian soaps.
  3. @phyllisstein Agreed! And my Fairy Tales class claimed that he is gay. And I claim it's part of the appeal.
  4. I am way too excited about my fictional Facebook panda being pregnant. Dammit, Nick.
  5. @goodgrief624 Oh my god, I almost forgot about that.
  6. Sigma Alpha Ginsburg finds it hilarious that you can put a topping on only half of a pizza. No wonder it has taken 2 hours to order.
  7. Apparently I don't have the authority to tell my brother's friends to quiet down. Swear the god, the frat house was never this unruly.
  8. One employer is telling me to post my "cool resume." Guess I have to revise my regular resume and add pictures of skateboarders.
  9. @TheDerridaDrop Ugh. I'm so sorry.
  10. @TheDerridaDrop It also raises questions, like "How are you watching I Hate Valentine's Day while it's still in theaters, and why?"
  11. Why do I keep doing this to myself?
  12. @hismindkills @Camikaze Yeah, 5,000 suffices.
  13. Watching Spiderman 2, I kept expecting Peter Parker to break into the Not My Problem Dance.
  14. Die Hard: With a Side Salad - My brother, the Hollywood pitchman.
  15. Too Weird for Ziggy by Syvie Simmons officially upgraded to a must-read for fans of clever short stories and rock lore.
  16. @crackbarbie But congrats on getting out of yours, that must be excruciating.
  17. @crackbarbie Thank god, no. Our acts would be guessing what movie actors were in other things & reaching 100% completion in video games.
  18. We're going to kick the butts of those snooty kids out at Camp Star Lake!
  19. Spent all day working on my sweet "Jesus is a Friend of Mine" dance moves. You guys ready for the big talent show?
  20. Discovery: all contemporary cinema owes a debt to Die Hard With A Vengeance.