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  1. Still digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Time to get serious for some real holiday eating next month. 9:40 AM Nov 28th from HootSuite
  2. Leftovers and holiday specials. I love the day after Thanksgiving. 1:10 PM Nov 27th from HootSuite
  3. I’ve got the perfect gift for #BlackFriday. It’s cute, it quacks, and you can get it without a fear of being trampled. http://bit.ly/1Tjfq9 8:40 AM Nov 27th from HootSuite
  4. Gotta love a shopping day that counts riot gear as an accessory. #BlackFriday 6:10 AM Nov 27th from HootSuite
  5. The things I’m thankful for won’t fit in one tweet. I’m thankful for it all. From the bottom of my heart: Happy Thanksgiving. 8:45 AM Nov 26th from HootSuite
  6. So many reasons to love Thanksgiving, but honestly, it doesn’t get much better than French Fried Onion Green Bean Casserole. 4:40 PM Nov 25th from HootSuite
  7. Free Thanksgiving from Fowl Play! Help yourself to a heaping plate of Tofurkey. Tasty, tasty Tofurkey. 12:15 PM Nov 25th from HootSuite
  8. I don’t care what anyone says, I kinda dig tofurkey. 9:05 AM Nov 25th from HootSuite
  9. Getting things in final order for the holiday. “getting everything in order” = “searching for my yellow and orange chip and dip set”. 5:24 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. #weirdholidayrelatives “IMDB Uncle”. In the after-dinner flick, he recites the cast’s filmography, down to obscure commercials. 3:42 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. #weirdholidayrelatives “Europe Cousin”. He travels, and he spends his time pointing out how much better things are overseas. 2:41 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. #weirdholidayrelatives “Wacky Aunt.” She points you toward the hippest world music, and her dish is always something suspended in Jell-O. 2:39 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. #weirdholidayrelatives The “Go ahead, punch me in the stomach” Uncle. That guy does so many crunches. 2:38 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. I think I may have overloaded on pumpkin pie before Thanksgiving even got here. Scratch that. No such thing as too much pie. 12:49 PM Nov 21st from web
  15. It’s pretty weird to wake up from a nap to the sound of your own voice on the TV. Now I know how Howie Long must feel. 12:23 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy. I’m not judging, I’m just saying. 2:18 PM Nov 20th from web
  17. Don’t point too many fingers @Shamu, otherwise I’ll have to start asking how you got the nickname “Killer”. 9:09 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. RT @Shamu: AFLAC I’m looking in your direction.http://twitpic.com/q4zu7 9:08 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. Getting a week’s head start on Thanksgiving cooking. I refuse to compromise my sweet potato soufflé. 2:24 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. As best as I can tell, New Moon is like High School Musical with Vampires. 11:50 AM Nov 19th from web