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afemalebrain

  1. Having an affair with somebody's brother has got to be a genius idea. If you get pregnant, the offspring will look like both, and share DNA 5:37 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I beg to differ about the 2nd point RT @ReaIMeganFox: Sex won't make him love you, and a baby won't make him stay. 7:36 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Sometimes the temptation is too great. Must try and control it 1:31 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. What's hilarious when I see these scantily clad glamour 'models' in Nuts magazine etc is you just know they are shit in bed. #gearbutnoidea 10:09 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. RT @ReaIMeganFox: We talked, we flirted, we liked each other. You moved on, I moved on, but deep down, I still miss you. 5:19 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. And don't let anyone in RT @BestofAquarius: Even though an #Aquarius acts confident, they mostly feel alone and lonely. 4:41 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Me and my heart got issues. Don't know whether to hate you or miss you 4:35 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Why is it that all the men I like have kids?! Sheesh. This gets hella boring 11:55 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. As much as you may want to, you can't rescue people. They have to rescue themselves 7:28 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. My friends Would do anything for me. Love you girls :) 4:00 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. The best way to keep a man Interested is to never give him sex. 6:28 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I did. Now I just want him to die. RT @Notebook: Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook status. 10:56 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Men can't follow recipes for the same reason they don't ask for directions - they think they know best! 5:49 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Does anyone else need 500 pisses in the morning or is it just me? 3:31 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Yup RT @HornyFacts: Boring sex will get you cheated on #SadButTrue 11:43 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Extending a friendly hello.. #tisall 4:54 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Taking a pee and felt something tickle my groin - freaked out Cos I thought it was a spider. Thankfully it was just my pubic hair. #phew 7:34 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Yup. I'd like to pan a few ppl who use them RT @Notebook: "I love you" & "Im sorry" are over-used words and often taken for granted 9:07 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Can't wait to wear these bad boys tomorrow ;) #NewKnickers twitter.com/afemalebrain/s… 5:48 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Female Brain
  • Bio What we want to say, but never say because we are too nice
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