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  1. For Sale: Baby Crib/ hasn't been used, still in box. /Will take first offer. #haikuthursday #completeshortstory
  2. Ah, to stur the pot... Everyone, add #moonfruit to your tweets to win one of 7 remaining MacBook Pros, courtesy of http://bit.ly/14g5nT
  3. New blog post: Haiku Thursday: The Most Important Meal http://www.aerykpierson.com...
  4. New blog post: Announcing: SAMCAK (my band/freshman album) http://www.aerykpierson.com...
  5. I write what I know./ My knowledge is limited./ So I make fart jokes. #haikuthursday
  6. New blog post: Haiku Thursday: Someone's Got to Do It (might as well be me) http://www.aerykpierson.com...
  7. It's so hot out that the automatic towel dispensers keep breaking. They just spit out paper until thy're out. Wow. http://twitpic.com/8uwlb
  8. Michael Jacson's dead. Who will we blame for raping The white children now? #haikuthursday
  9. New blog post: Haiku Thursday: Telling Ya 'Cos I Love You, Bro http://www.aerykpierson.com...
  10. New blog post: I KNEW There Was Something I Was Forgetting http://www.aerykpierson.com...
  11. I'm almost finished with the next three months of programming. I'll get that to you as soon as I finish so you can work on the bumps.
  12. This is the definition of FAIL. Woman injects silicone lube into her face (as inexpensive alternative to botox): http://bit.ly/SNaK9
  13. New blog post: Haiku Thursday: g3t m0r3 s3x or I Love Spam http://www.aerykpierson.com...
  14. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #writer #blogger #humor
  15. @DeeBaby Boo. She's probate. Sorry.
  16. @DeeBaby A friend of mine is an attorney. Just depends on what you need her for.
  17. At Cafe Adobe @ Marq-E. The tiki tourch has caught the patio upstairs on fire, twice! We've moved inside. http://bit.ly/2RBvkH
  18. If your online girlfriend's first picture to you has her nekkid with a huge penis in the area where she goes number two, she's a dude. Run!
  19. @DeeBaby Single is only bad when you're trying to get on the HOV during peek hours.
  20. @kbranch Wordpress is the shit. That is what I use.