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aemiliascott

  1. What do strippers dress like on Halloween?
  2. Please to watch this week's Fatwah. youtube.com/watch?v=4O2AUz… via @youtube
  3. I suppose #thatiswhatshesaid yfrog.com/5pi6udj
  4. Has the #Rapture happened yet? Are the assholes gone?
  5. Has the #Rapture happened yet? Can we all come out now?
  6. RT @wolfgangsvault FRIDAY: The Byrds Original of the Bob Dylan Song (as covered by Rebecca Black) http://bit.ly/j3c70Q
  7. FRIDAY: The Byrds Original of the Bob Dylan Song (as covered by Rebecca Black) youtube.com/watch?v=q4KwBk…
  8. @descomike did you say "because god wants you to starve a little bit?"
  9. Exit polls show: Rahm Emmanuel at 52%, Gery Chico at 20%, and Muammar Gaddafi at 95%. Looks like no run-off! #chicagomayor
  10. RT @cnni: Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi on trial for abuse of power. In his defense, Berlusconi argued the power really wanted it.
  11. My video is at #1 on Atom. Unbelievable. shar.es/3X2uh
  12. A video I made is in the Atom Dot Com tournament. Would you be so kind as to view it? It needs hits to win. shar.es/XLwca
  13. Hey, Chicago Department of Revenue people. Are you paid extra to act like assholes?
  14. They are really pumping the Andrew Lloyd Webber in the examination rooms of my doctor's office. Maybe all I need is the music to heal me.
  15. My latest on the Huff Post: How I learned to stop worrying and love the full-body scan. http://huff.to/dSAxZv
  16. Check out my most recent video creation: A Revolutionary Ab System that will change your life. youtube.com/watch?v=VM3VMH…
  17. As much as I love to back a winner... Jay Stone for Mayor of Chicago! http://huff.to/eLCwUi
  18. Iowa is Big and Square. http://bit.ly/aVmDSZ
  19. @JakesAlterEgo you think that joke was lame, check out my alter ego @scienceficts - a total disgrace.