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A Detailed Timeline of George Clooney's Pranks, by me:
about 3 hours ago
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Please help kickstart my film about transgender civil rights, "Susan? Be Anthony".
about 4 hours ago
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Heisenberg's comedy club presents -for one weekend only- Schrödinger's Cat!
about 8 hours ago
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Stacy Keibler? I don't even know 'er.
about 8 hours ago
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"I have nothing to declare." – Oscar Wilde on every trip but one.
about 9 hours ago
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Paralyzed by Music == Pachelbel's Palsy
4:16 PM May 28th
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It's the remix to Ignition / Huge thesaurus edition / Pages and pages of words / To help you with your diction.
10:44 AM May 28th
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Another weird video. I had to freeze water in a rubber glove for this.
9:27 AM May 28th
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Wanted: Someone to reach into my chest, dig their fingers into my heart, and pull out the darkness within me. WHITES ONLY.
8:08 AM May 28th
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This is your weekly reminder from Jay-Z's mom that Jay-Z is special. To unsubscribe from the service text STOP to ^~|++[*]
2:48 PM May 27th
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Zoom and enhance like nobody's watching.
2:20 PM May 27th
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The first time I went down on a girl it was an accident. A sexy accident, like the Hindenburg.
12:27 PM May 27th
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19. White chicks with dreadlocks. 20. People who throw away books. 21. THE VOID OH VOID VOID. 22. Werewolves. 23. MORE VOID.
8:58 AM May 27th
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Though my heart wasn't in it / I decided to spin it / "Since I'm on 'Wheel of Fortune' / I might as well win it."
7:54 AM May 27th
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Not supposed to tell you this, but "lesbian sex" is pretty much us mashing vaginas together and thinking about the dudes we want to cure us.
12:25 PM May 26th
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Do you have any updog in you? Would you like some?
8:55 AM May 26th
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I am from the West. In a war between two countries, I will be on the side of the one that acts most like mine.
1:07 PM May 25th
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Fans Of Cult Cinema Commit Mass Social-Suicide.
8:16 AM May 25th
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I made a short, weird little video for you. "Moving."
8:15 AM May 25th
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Area College Student's Penis Enters 20th Year Of Refusing To Suck Itself
1:04 PM May 24th
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- Name Avery Edison
- Location Toronto, Ontario
- Web http://www.averye...
- Bio Writer and comedian. No relation to the lightbulb guy. Used to be really good at math.
a@averyedison.com
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