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- Obama swatting that fly is pretty impressive, until you hear about the time Bush used a cannon to kill a mosquito.
Well, tried to.about 3 hours ago from web
- I believe the children are our future. Which is why none of my future-proof devices have sharp edges.about 4 hours ago from web
- Palin: "I didn't see the mainstream media making this much fuss when JFK left office early."about 10 hours ago from web
- It turns out that "politics as usual" means completing your term.3:25 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Ding dong, the witch is dead! Wait, what are you saying about Sarah Palin? Huh.
Hey, if anyone asks you about a witch, you didn't see me.12:58 PM Jul 3rd from web
- GOOGLE PAYS ME $173 AN HOUR. To not contact them any more.12:18 PM Jul 1st from web
- We save the word "denier" for topics of true horror. Global warming. Holocaust. Unibrow.8:14 AM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
- I bet the hardest thing about being deaf is when you go to say something and forget you're holding an ice cream cone.8:36 AM Jun 30th from web
- Like my tweets? You might like "jesusandjudas". http://averyedison.com/tagg...3:23 PM Jun 29th from web
- Luigi can only jump so high because his bones are hollow. I hope he's looking forward to multiple hip replacements.11:55 AM Jun 29th from web
- I will fight global warming, come hell or high water. Although I guess if there's high water, I've kind of failed.
I need a better motto.6:06 AM Jun 29th from web
- 30 pieces of silver only sounds like a lot because you're not counting taxes, alimony, and an eternity in hell.
Also child support.1:27 PM Jun 28th from web
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- In my movie, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl's quirks will be: weird hair, saying what she means, and eternal burning in hellfire.8:24 AM Jun 27th from web
- It's my séance and I'll scry if I want to.10:05 AM Jun 26th from Birdhouse
- So. My first post just went up on Infinite Summer. "Poochie" :: http://infinitesummer.org/a...10:50 AM Jun 25th from web
- Don't know what's worse: cavities in my teeth, the risk of diabetic coma, or that this kid won't stop whining about wanting his candy back.7:29 AM Jun 24th from Birdhouse
- Just threw some trash on the ground.
Litterally.6:53 AM Jun 23rd from Birdhouse
- It doesn't matter if Mommy bought a converter box or not. Now make marionette-Rachel kiss Ross and maybe later we'll do Dora.
Kissing Ross.9:07 AM Jun 20th from Birdhouse
- Great. It turns out babies don't even *have* life insurance policies.11:57 AM Jun 19th from web
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- Name Avery Edison
- Location Albany, NY
- Web http://www.averye...
- Bio I used to send out nice welcome messages, but not anymore because I have SOLD OUT. Except there is no money. And I cry sometimes. averyedison[at]gmail[dot]com
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