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  1. really? @PatrickRuffini 100% of the current supreme court is not Latino. 88% is currently not female. So it's kind of unique in that regard.
  2. My company @advomatic just donated $100 in honor of my "pre-existing condition" @Charliedaniel. http://icanhaz.com/publicop... Donate!
  3. I love me some solid potato salad. http://bit.ly/eIhey Watch the whole thing or regret it! POTATO!
  4. Bruno. Wow. Speechless. Awesome.
  5. I get it. Sotomayor is biased bigot Satan/saint Jesus superjudge.Can we please get to actual ?s so we can approve her already? /pleasantries
  6. Fun @charliedaniel just sprint crawled out of the room and then we heard a toilet flush. Maybe he'll be a plumber.
  7. Fun fact: Owning a house is not a cheap endeeavor.
  8. Just got the shortest haircut of my life. I could join the military or hit the gay bars with this cut.
  9. Hey blue cross blue shield. Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you oh and also fuck YOU. #singlepayer
  10. Please excuse the coarse language in the forth coming tweet. Sometimes you just have to vent a little, ya know?aPologies. #singlepayer
  11. Is it me or is AT&T's 3g network a piece of shit?
  12. I am voting for @wwomanforDC because she'll always lasso those political windbags in DC to tell the truth! http://bit.ly/vEqn3 #ww4dc
  13. I just bowled a 191. When you add my three games up together.
  14. http://twitpic.com/9ui3n - League Night. I only hit 9 at a time.
  15. @danyelo I just realized you work 6 minutes from my house. Clearly this calls for some sort of meeting at a Chipotle or Blue Bonnet.
  16. Transformers! Less than meets the eye! http://bit.ly/dfcIY
  17. So @charliedaniel just walked over my face like it was furniture to get to his ma. Thanks for the vote of confidence, buddy.
  18. Heading to body shop to get estimate on Highlander after a cement pole rudely ran into Heather as she was backing car out of parking lot.
  19. Nothing makes you feel loved like 1 year old collapsing in dissapointment & rage upon discovering the person entering his room is not mom.
  20. For sale:my collection of Bush books that I suddenly couldn't give two shits about. All the best liberal authors, plus that flake Woodward.