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  1. @Vix_Light The Thanksgiving Bunny's not going to like this one bit.
  2. Ok, I bought a box of Ritz crackers after seeing the commercial. Fun's not happening. Lies!
  3. Dammit, Home Depot! I haven't even taken down my Halloween tree yet!
  4. @gothscifigirl Sudafed!? You hussy!
  5. Buying allergy pills shouldn't be harder than buying cigarettes.
  6. Hmm. Mystery tater tot.
  7. @jas508 at the same time!?
  8. @Mela_De You can thank Renée Zellweger for that.
  9. Yogurt is to eating what blue balls are to dating.
  10. @KimberlyMorrow I think you're looking for eSockharmony.com
  11. @chrisbrogan You should've stocked up on Preparation-D from the point-o'-purchase display when you had the chance.
  12. Now I suppose the pro-unicorn syrup Twitter lobby will be after me.
  13. What's worse than high fructose corn syrup? High fructose unicorn syrup.
  14. Somebody please invent the Resockenator™ so that the lint from the dryer can be made back into foot-based underwear.
  15. @purplesime I can just about imagine the special controllers.
  16. I'm still waiting for Rock Concert Souvenir Stand Employee on PS3.
  17. Is Band Hero from the makers of Guitar Hero or Rock Band? Next: Hero Band, Rock Hero, Guitar Band & Everybody Play Nice
  18. @MDuette This one read the western rodeo edition. Get yer chaps on.
  19. According to this New Moon product tie-in commercial, vampires drive Volvos. Up next, werewolves use tea cozies.
  20. I think the building's washing machine has read the Kama Sutra.