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  1. Metro-Goldwyn-Oscar-Mayer was yet another disastrous merger - that studio grindhouse churned out some real dogs.
  2. Hasn't America run out of old, broken, unmatched and unwanted gold by now?
  3. @danagel Oh naps!
  4. The merger seemed sound on paper, but FisherPricewaterhouseCoopers soon found out that toddlers don't hire consultants.
  5. Not too long ago, a vaginal ring was considered a sign of poor hygiene.
  6. Imagining Georgia O'Keeffe as a Subway sandwich artist. The way she folds the ham slices almost looks like... oh my god!
  7. It's nice that Subway employs the color blind, but I asked for extra green peppers, dammit.
  8. @poeks Cool! That pesky blackhead finally disappeared - thanks!
  9. @poeks Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever.
  10. Time to find something with minimal nutritional value.
  11. I did not just start a sentence with "Methinks...".
  12. @meaghano Methinks we must have different definitions of "necking".
  13. Still waiting to see the Food Network episode where Giada says to hell with cooking and eats a bag of Cheetos.
  14. Are there any toothbrushes that aren't recommended by dentists? "This solid sodium brush will really get'em clean!"
  15. Why are they still making shows and commercials in 4:3 aspect ratio? Is 16:9 just a fad or are they holding out for 97:3?
  16. In an effort to attract more of the male 18-49 demographic, Viacom's Spike cable channel is changing its name to Brovo.
  17. I truly wish Sarah Palin was related to Michael Palin. Then perhaps a 16 ton weight or giant foot would land on her.
  18. @BrilliantOrange Just how organic were they?
  19. @seanhussey I ran out of lawn bags. Sorry about the scare.
  20. @seanhussey Is "a suburb" a euphemism for "my underwear"?