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AlisaKissIf you don't reach for the stars, you'll never know how high you could have jumped.10:26 PM May 25thvia webRetweeted by adorpheus and 3 others
I've been growing my hair out for like 2 years but IDK how long it'll last in this heat TBH. I might have to go for a Ramona Flowers look3:07 AM May 26thvia TweetDeck
SPIDER UPDATE: I couldn't catch him but I chased him out the room with the vacuum cleaner. So... at least he's not in my room anymore! Yeah!6:43 PM May 25thvia TweetDeck
I have not seen the enemy in like an hour. On the up side, I got a ton of cleaning done. But he's still out there!6:22 PM May 25thvia Mobile Web
He's the biggest spider I've ever seen. Are there deadly spiders in Britain? Am I going to die5:00 PM May 25thvia Mobile Web
Ok I think I got him cornered behind the radiator. Armed with a vacuum. I'm shaking. Also this is so freaking stupid4:52 PM May 25thvia Mobile Web
I need to keep booze around for times like these. Emergency booze. No bad dream fucker's gonna boss me around, right?4:35 PM May 25thvia Mobile Web
I just saw the hugest spider walk around the headboard of my bed and I'm freaking out. :( I have no one to chase him away or w/e, FML man3:34 PM May 25thvia TweetDeck
With the windows open in my room, sound carries a lot. Anyone who walks by can hear my music clear as day. So I hope they like Elliott Smith1:12 PM May 25thvia TweetDeck