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- We agree on the rankings for tonight's performances: 1. NYC 2. DC 3. the yelling and firecrackers in the neighbor's backyard 4. Bostonabout 19 hours ago from web
- "Who the hell picked the music to go with this? Oh my god, this is pathetic! It's Fourth of July! Agh!" I had to put it on mute.about 19 hours ago from web
- A minute later: "Is 'Grease' better than the country music?" "No. Good god, I don't understand this."about 19 hours ago from web
- "Good god...This world is going to the dogs!" --My mom reacting to the country music (not Boston Pops) accompanying the fireworks this year.about 19 hours ago from web
- except for aliens, i'm not sure how much i really care about space.8:17 AM Jul 4th from web
- my mom, after i told her i didn't want to put my old computers in her town dump because it would be bad for her environment: "WHO CAYERS!!!"5:35 PM Jul 3rd from web
- (In that I will take the Pelham train next time, which is much faster.)4:08 PM Jul 1st from mobile web
- there is NO WAY this is the fastest way to Morris Park and Eastchester. I'm about to go all Pelham 123 on your ass, BxM10 bus.4:05 PM Jul 1st from mobile web
- if i get kidnapped and you say so on wikipedia, i will delete it. what, you think i won't have WiFi? well, that will be one of MY demands.10:38 PM Jun 30th from web
- ok fine. sextuple. harold & maude & bob & carol & ted & alice & manny & lo & henry & benny & june & joon & hannah & her sisters.11:25 PM Jun 29th from web
- harold & maude & bob & carol & ted & alice & manny & lo & henry & june.11:18 PM Jun 29th from web
- my favorite thing about miami beach so far is that you're allowed to drink girl drinks.6:28 PM Jun 28th from web
- not sure if the new tag on my link blog should be newguantanamo, canigetmyvoteback, cognitivedissonance, or kucinich2012 tinyurl.com/l254yl7:23 AM Jun 27th from web
- @ahwoo i think you've mistaken me for someone else: i am not your girlfriend, as far as i know. but i'll take the rib-cracking hug anyway.7:49 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to ahwoo
- naturally the tweet that comes after, "Hey! I'm drunk!" is "Hey! Check out my new tattoo!"3:24 PM Jun 26th from web
- Drunxtipping.8:57 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
- oh snap i didnt really think for sure i was the first one to come up with it, but that shit is already in urban dictionary? art is dead.8:55 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
- Drunxting.8:50 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
- wolfram alpha responded to my devastating critique! see http://tinyurl.com/nokv9v (as prompted by http://tinyurl.com/nkulrh)6:13 PM Jun 17th from web
- Just made my reality TV debut! Catch me on Woolwich Township Cable Access Channel 14! My unscripted lines: "Yes. Yes...Guilty, your honor."7:05 PM Jun 16th from web
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