adm
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@ The answer to this, by the way, is Stephen Tobolowsky.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to adm
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Wearing my Dodgers hat to the laundromat because that's on a Crips corner.
about 23 hours ago
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Seeing a lot of girls downtown today who haven't quite nailed their summer bra strategy yet.
4:38 PM May 26th
via Twitter for Android
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Oh I figured it out: Pete is going to lose Jaguar and kill himself.
5:09 PM May 22nd
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@ I stopped using non-stick pans several years ago, so don't blame me!
8:51 AM May 22nd
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in reply to daVinely
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Who's coming over for the The Dictator/The Devil's Double double feature at my house tonight? Four times the laffs!
6:44 PM May 19th
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@ @ Jim, I think he means Katrina Van Der Hööslen, molecular gastronomist and former bass player for "Tested Positive"
6:36 PM May 19th
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in reply to Jim_Mintzer
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Hutterites? More like HOTTerites.
7:43 PM May 16th
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@ Here's JP Morgan going back to doing the same old shit from 2007, expecting different results:
1:55 PM May 12th
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in reply to adm
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Cool, the waiter who looks just like me says my appetizer and entree are both "really good choices." We're going in the bathroom to fuck now
5:38 PM May 10th
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Just watched 6 episodes of "In Therapy" back to back. The wedding's off!
8:22 PM May 5th
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Me, two days ago: "This contact lens doesn't look right. I hope I don't get pink eye!" [Puts it in]. Me today: "Well, whaddya know."
8:44 PM Apr 29th
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Drinking alone at SeaWorld.
1:50 PM Apr 20th
via Twitter for Android
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@ @ That's not an M.P.; That's a Y.P.
9:54 PM Apr 12th
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in reply to rrjanousek
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@ Sounds like time to break out your copy of "Songs Inspired by Songs on the Garden State Soundtrack" and build to a gradual weep.
3:39 PM Apr 7th
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in reply to alexblagg
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i forgot the thing of acting like the reality in reality is the real reality, not like the reality in my head that i think is reality is. :(
3:34 PM Apr 7th
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@ Good recommendation! I'm listening to it here:
9:45 AM Apr 7th
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in reply to hanlievens
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@ Likewise.
7:15 PM Apr 2nd
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in reply to starwarsmodern
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@ Bad news, Yeezy. I got to H.A.M. and it fell again! Onto ceramic tile! Don't know if I can listen to your music anymore: too dope
4:45 PM Mar 31st
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@ Yeezy that joint was so tight it bounced the Jambox right off my coffee table!
3:52 PM Mar 31st
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