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  1. @scottsimpson are you trying to grow ladyparts or something?6:43 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to scottsimpson
  2. Was convinced I heard my neighbors having loud monkey sex, but it was just my morbidly obese cat snoring. Kind of a letdown.10:31 PM Jun 28th from web
  3. enjoying my favorite new podcast, The Guido Tuxedo. http://snipurl.com/fiskh3:54 PM Apr 8th from web
  4. I have to say, the skimmer app is kind of a disappointment. It keeps re-posting my tweets. I don't need help looking dumb.11:19 AM Mar 31st from web
  5. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #self-involved #opinionated #blabbermouth11:12 AM Mar 31st from web
  6. this workout mix totally rocked it today. http://8tracks.com/mixes/148673:09 PM Mar 25th from 8tracks
  7. Mix To Shut Up By, Mmmphf, at http://8tracks.com/mixes/147993:29 PM Mar 24th from 8tracks
  8. email from my aunt: "What Rapists Look For in a Woman." Awesome.7:55 AM Feb 5th from web
  9. best most random IM I've seen in a bit. http://tinyurl.com/685gso10:05 AM Dec 8th, 2008 from web
  10. Comment of the day, pregnant lady saying she wanted to have an abortion to make room for more food.7:12 PM Nov 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  11. http://twitpic.com/mrnf - Loren bought this at a swap meet. I can't believe he even touched it3:57 PM Nov 19th, 2008 from TwitPic
  12. Note to self: when hot grocery cashier asks if you are baking some cookies tonight, you don't need to mention they are for an AA meeting.5:16 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web
  13. my ex's new love interest has abs that look painted on. Thanks, God! You asshole.4:20 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web
  14. hanging out with someone who has similar problems is either really stupid or remarkably insightful. I'm gonna go with stupid.9:52 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from web
  15. A bunch of monks got on my bus. Monks are so rad-looking. Also a little bit hot. What?9:55 PM Oct 17th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  16. Ate the bone-in full-size filet and mussels @ Boboquivari's as belated bday dinner. Feeling the wrath now; will possibly never eat again.9:56 AM Oct 17th, 2008 from web
  17. Been listening to Greg Dulli all day. Now I want to push a woman, get violently drunk, scream and cry.5:45 PM Oct 16th, 2008 from web
  18. The downside to working at Apple is when people's AIM status is "p *((void**)($ebp + 8 ))" and you don't get the joke and feel kind of dumb.10:13 AM Oct 16th, 2008 from web
  19. I found a pair of antlers in the street. Brought them home, cause, free antlers, but god only knows what I'll do with them now.8:52 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from web
  20. oh, you can go right ahead and fuck yourself, world. http://www.heelarious.com/10:14 AM Oct 13th, 2008 from web