adelgadorey
My boss is emailing via iPhone whilst ostensibly at his bachelor party. That's got to be one boring stripper.
| this was adorable until i realized it's a scarily accurate portrayal of my work life. http://tinyurl.com/3cbvbm |
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| now that's some sexy folded paper http://tinyurl.com/69p79g |
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| someone just told me I. Slutsky is *not* being tongue-in-cheek moronic. And my brain exploded. Not sure if I can sleep easily ever again. |
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| I have a mental age of 5. http://www.thingsididlastni... |
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| aka i hate my fucking cat. "low-maintenance" my Colombian ass. |
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| Trying to figure out if coming home late vs. coming home, feeding & leaving immediately is going to move my cat to peeing-on-bed-level rage. |
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| thank you @djensenius for making my day. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/... |
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| Proving once again I am a base, filthy female, I think Wil Harris is smart and hot based entirely and irrationally on his accent. |
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| the "on hold" music for internal iTunes tech support is a Beatles medley. heh. |
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| being a gymnast seems to be pretty much the same thing as being a racehorse. Except you get yelled at more plus a bonus eating disorder. |
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| Excuse me. I meant *gopher* from Winnie The Pooh. It's been a while. |
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| I can't handle listening to people who whistle when they pronounce "s," like that goddamned cartoon beaver. Makes my hackles rise. |
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| the woman in front of me at the store has 6 bottles of Bushmills and a box of tampons. I am not going to be messing with her today. |
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| @mckelvie use a pair of tweezers and pull…not the best design there. |
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| The receptionist at the ASPCA has the Chanel logo tattooed behind her right ear. "Haute couture 4eva, motherfuckers!" |
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| i'm so hungry right now my siamese is looking an awful lot like a piece of tiramisu. |
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| If I don't get Santogold's "I'm A Lady" out of my head, I might lose my mind. It's delicious bubblegum awesomeness with a teeny edge. |
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| On second thought, I had to throw Sir Mix-A-Lot in there. http://download.yousendit.c... |
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| File under: why not? I compiled a list of Iron Man songs. Left out the John Tesh one, because, Christ, I had to. http://tinyurl.com/4hg9p9 |
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