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  1. Guaranteed to piss off hubby: "Why do the X Men wear those funny clothes?"
  2. "Sookie." You gotta say it so it rhymes with "cookie."
  3. @agent139 It's a trap.
  4. @baconator You're better dealed - we're having tenderloin. ;)
  5. @baconator We're on the way.
  6. @labfly @maureenmcq I have two Labbies who become _very attentive_ around 8 pm.
  7. Hey @avatrix, whatcha got on under that kilt?
  8. Hah, that'll make you feel small in a hurry: "No one is following Dee's reviews."
  9. @Neptunesalad Well, then. Diabetes. #CelebrateBrimley
  10. @Neptunesalad Wait, did Wilford Brimley die?
  11. How come I don't like Oblivion nearly as much as Fallout 3?
  12. @varin I think @jmsender needs a little saltpeter in his meals.
  13. I think I've offended all my existing job leads. Wonder who I can offend next!
  14. @andrhia Tahini stores in the fridge forever - I've had my peanut butter-sized jar in there for a year and it's still perfectly fine.
  15. @andrhia I know it's a little late, but I finally found where I wrote down my hummus recipe and I posted it for you - http://bit.ly/Wwadu
  16. C'mon, you young punks, that was me being Johnny Carson being Karl Malden.
  17. You're away from home and your wallet is stolen; all your money is gone. What will you do? WHAT WILL YOU DO???
  18. Sorry, that last was for @vpisteve. Don't be too alarmed.
  19. The blood came out of my clothes, but I haven't tried washing my shoes.
  20. Only 75 degrees at noon? I must be dreaming.