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- OK, in this game, I will be the car. Anais, YOU will play the part of the speed bump. Don't worry so much, mom - I have seat belts.5:52 PM Jun 1st from web
- When Silly Putty got stuck in my hair, it was a cruel betrayal. But, I am not heartless. I can forgive. I still love you, Silly Putty.3:15 PM May 25th from Twidget
- I'm running away, mom. This time for real. But first, which shoes match my outfit best? The brown ones or the white ones?4:09 PM Apr 7th from Twidget
- I'm OK, mom. Just have to wait for my eyes to stop watering, my voice to stop grumbling, and the crushing disappointment to fade. No biggie.12:34 PM Mar 5th from Twidget
- Anais's nap time is a restful, quiet time that provides me with an opportunity to practice my harmonica and drum without interruptions.11:55 AM Feb 27th from Twidget
- There is a book on the shelf called Naked Lunch. I totally bet it is about nude spaghetti! HA HA HA.9:29 AM Feb 23rd from Twidget
- Started diary today. Lots of secrets to get down. Now, let's get started. "Hey mom, how do you spell 'Dear Diary, My first secret is..'"?6:05 AM Feb 15th from Twidget
- Here, Anais, taste some of this bath water. It tastes just like cookies. No, no, you go first.4:37 PM Feb 5th from Twidget
- Dinosaur vs. toothbrush. *ROAR, roar, roar, brush, brush, roar, ROAR* Dinosaur WINS!4:30 PM Jan 21st from Twidget
- Where does the tooth fairy live? Where does she go after a long night of collecting teeth? Note to self: Google: "Tooth Fairy"4:30 PM Jan 13th from Twidget
- While Anais fully appreciates the genius of my new game entitled "Screaming Banshee", Mom's reception is luke-warm at best.12:16 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Twidget
- Taught Anais how to make a circle, and then I totally beat her at Tic-Tac-Toe!11:14 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Twidget
- Mom! Mom! I've cut my face! I'm BLEEDING!!! Oh, no, wait... that's just strawberry syrup. Never mind mom, cancel that ambulance. I'm ok.5:43 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from Twidget
- Telling daddy (@gabrieli) stories about Bad Kitty's birthday party. Bad Kitty has the same birthday as I do.11:52 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from Twidget
- YES! I am 5 today! I still have the same name though...that didn't change.6:14 AM Dec 19th, 2008 from Twidget
- Just invented a new game called The Chip Game. Whoever eats a chips wins! I WON! Wow, that was great. Let's play again!!1:03 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from Twidget
- No wait... before I go to bed, I'm going to count to one million. Here it goes: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...5:11 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from Twidget
- I would LOVE to eat some of those green beans, mom... but my mouth is totally full with this PB&J already. Oh well, maybe next time.10:53 AM Nov 25th, 2008 from web
- OK, here's a joke: Knock, knock. Who's there? IsaPoo! IsaPoo who? Um... IsaPoo... with a banana on her head! HA HA HA! I just made that up!4:28 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from Twidget
- I'm not thinking about dating yet, but this is good info: 9 reasons not to date a T-Rex: http://tinyurl.com/6emhnw11:00 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from Twidget
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