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  1. OK, in this game, I will be the car. Anais, YOU will play the part of the speed bump. Don't worry so much, mom - I have seat belts.
  2. When Silly Putty got stuck in my hair, it was a cruel betrayal. But, I am not heartless. I can forgive. I still love you, Silly Putty.
  3. I'm running away, mom. This time for real. But first, which shoes match my outfit best? The brown ones or the white ones?
  4. I'm OK, mom. Just have to wait for my eyes to stop watering, my voice to stop grumbling, and the crushing disappointment to fade. No biggie.
  5. Anais's nap time is a restful, quiet time that provides me with an opportunity to practice my harmonica and drum without interruptions.
  6. There is a book on the shelf called Naked Lunch. I totally bet it is about nude spaghetti! HA HA HA.
  7. Started diary today. Lots of secrets to get down. Now, let's get started. "Hey mom, how do you spell 'Dear Diary, My first secret is..'"?
  8. Here, Anais, taste some of this bath water. It tastes just like cookies. No, no, you go first.
  9. Dinosaur vs. toothbrush. *ROAR, roar, roar, brush, brush, roar, ROAR* Dinosaur WINS!
  10. Where does the tooth fairy live? Where does she go after a long night of collecting teeth? Note to self: Google: "Tooth Fairy"
  11. While Anais fully appreciates the genius of my new game entitled "Screaming Banshee", Mom's reception is luke-warm at best.
  12. Taught Anais how to make a circle, and then I totally beat her at Tic-Tac-Toe!
  13. Mom! Mom! I've cut my face! I'm BLEEDING!!! Oh, no, wait... that's just strawberry syrup. Never mind mom, cancel that ambulance. I'm ok.
  14. Telling daddy (@gabrieli) stories about Bad Kitty's birthday party. Bad Kitty has the same birthday as I do.
  15. YES! I am 5 today! I still have the same name though...that didn't change.
  16. Just invented a new game called The Chip Game. Whoever eats a chips wins! I WON! Wow, that was great. Let's play again!!
  17. No wait... before I go to bed, I'm going to count to one million. Here it goes: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
  18. I would LOVE to eat some of those green beans, mom... but my mouth is totally full with this PB&J already. Oh well, maybe next time.
  19. OK, here's a joke: Knock, knock. Who's there? IsaPoo! IsaPoo who? Um... IsaPoo... with a banana on her head! HA HA HA! I just made that up!
  20. I'm not thinking about dating yet, but this is good info: 9 reasons not to date a T-Rex: http://tinyurl.com/6emhnw