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adamsmoot

  1. If aliens had just invaded Earth, Harden's 3 still would've dominated my timeline.
  2. I follow a bunch of degenerate gamblers. That's something I just learned.
  3. Hearing @Shnazzberri complain that her arm hurts...from carrying shopping bags...is the most #firstworldproblem of #firstworldproblems
  4. @paatkinson @shnazzberri You'd think so, but it's been 8 years. And I still haven't learned.
  5. 4 hrs, 15 mins go by and @Shnazzberri's still shopping. I'm about to pass out in a Banana Republic dressing room & catch up with her later.
  6. Just watched two dogs try to attack each other. One from a designer leash, the other from a stroller. I'm at @AventuraMall. Obviously.
  7. Uh, I thought it was "always wear clean underwear." @matt_T: No one is immune from criticism. That's the most important thing to remember.
  8. IT'S LIKE THE DOUBLE RAINBOW OF DOUCHE twitter.com/adamsmoot/stat…
  9. Yeah but he left the bathroom light on again. RT @CaroSkolnick: Thanks @EthanJSkolnick for taking the garbage out. I know you really love me
  10. Rockin the LOLphins shirt to Sawgrass... The only mall in South Florida where NOBODY will get the joke. twitter.com/adamsmoot/stat…
  11. Oh YES Sasha Andrade. /fixed RT @Lauzin: Oh No Sasha Andrade deadspin.com/5913570/miami-…
  12. Cutest. Birthday girl. Ever. instagr.am/p/LGmDgJGQmb/
  13. So, THAT'S what it feels like to be productive around the office for a full day… Yeah, let's never do that again.
  14. You should know that all of Miami is jealous of you right now. RT @Unsilent: I'm wearing shorts at work and I feel like an eight year old.
  15. You know Mike Miller had a pretty good game when he shot a 3 that hit nothing but backboard and nobody's even making fun of him for it.
  16. LOL RT @James_Bondman: IMO, would like to see Bosh get action before possible NBA Finals, prediction, he gets in Game 4 of ECF.
  17. Not sure how you call a carry in the NBA with a straight face.
  18. Joel Anthony rebounds like a guy who's not tall enough to grab rebounds...
  19. @Rizzmiggizz @mattyports You guys should see Thanksgiving at the @ikathyv household...