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AdamSank

  1. @LiftNLoad Your honesty is inspiring, and you owe nobody an apology except for yourself. I wish you peace and strength in your recovery.
  2. @yellinggirl Aww... that's so sweet... and so creepy.
  3. @yellinggirl No way. You're gonna do some voodoo shit.
  4. After an unfortunate incident with my sideburn trimmer last night, I'm off to the barber for emergency surgery.
  5. @JoeDeLongComic Done!
  6. Wishing all the brave men and women serving in our armed forces safety and strength this Memorial Day, and honoring all those we have lost.
  7. There are enough lesbians on this boat that if we needed to, we could build a bigger boat.
  8. There's a guy on the Grove ferry hustling for funds for his charity, a la NYC subway car. Seriously.
  9. On the LIRR. The last time there were this many Jews on a train, it didn't end well.
  10. @GetNut Shhh... Twitter is a public place. Much like where we used to meet.
  11. @GetNut Fuck you. I'm 41.
  12. @ChadCavanaugh Happy anniversary! xoxo
  13. Casual Friday again. twitter.com/AdamSank/statu…
  14. What the #FF are you doing? @chadcavanaugh @JoeWatchesTV @GenericWahlberg @wastesyourtime @frankdecaroshow @RonaldJBurns @RomanSF @waterrob
  15. Don't #FF with me, fellas! @DrHughMannity @hrstump @vickykuperman @danielb48 @ToddHellsKitch @paulcase @AccessStaffing @danielnardicio
  16. I just fainted. @paulcase @BD_WONG @susankalexander @MichelleButeau @BerniePauley @LizzieGrubman @chataignestyle @abiolatv @kambri
  17. @Danielb48 Thanks for the retweet, love.
  18. The ENT says I have a deviated septum. To go along with my deviated lifestyle.
  19. @romansf Rumballs.
  20. I think it's clear to everyone by now that John Travolta is massagenistic.