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AdamSank

  1. @LiftNLoad Your honesty is inspiring, and you owe nobody an apology except for yourself. I wish you peace and strength in your recovery. less than 10 seconds ago via web in reply to LiftNLoad
  2. @yellinggirl Aww... that's so sweet... and so creepy. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to yellinggirl
  3. @yellinggirl No way. You're gonna do some voodoo shit. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to yellinggirl
  4. After an unfortunate incident with my sideburn trimmer last night, I'm off to the barber for emergency surgery. about 6 hours ago via web
  5. @JoeDeLongComic Done! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to JoeDeLongComic
  6. Wishing all the brave men and women serving in our armed forces safety and strength this Memorial Day, and honoring all those we have lost. about 8 hours ago via web
  7. There are enough lesbians on this boat that if we needed to, we could build a bigger boat. 9:17 AM May 26th via Mobile Web
  8. There's a guy on the Grove ferry hustling for funds for his charity, a la NYC subway car. Seriously. 9:14 AM May 26th via Mobile Web
  9. On the LIRR. The last time there were this many Jews on a train, it didn't end well. 7:19 AM May 26th via Mobile Web
  10. @GetNut Shhh... Twitter is a public place. Much like where we used to meet. 2:37 PM May 25th via web in reply to GetNut
  11. @GetNut Fuck you. I'm 41. 2:31 PM May 25th via web in reply to GetNut
  12. @ChadCavanaugh Happy anniversary! xoxo 2:27 PM May 25th via web in reply to ChadCavanaugh
  13. Casual Friday again. twitter.com/AdamSank/statu… 2:26 PM May 25th via web
  14. What the #FF are you doing? @chadcavanaugh @JoeWatchesTV @GenericWahlberg @wastesyourtime @frankdecaroshow @RonaldJBurns @RomanSF @waterrob 1:52 PM May 25th via web
  15. Don't #FF with me, fellas! @DrHughMannity @hrstump @vickykuperman @danielb48 @ToddHellsKitch @paulcase @AccessStaffing @danielnardicio 1:47 PM May 25th via web
  16. I just fainted. @paulcase @BD_WONG @susankalexander @MichelleButeau @BerniePauley @LizzieGrubman @chataignestyle @abiolatv @kambri 1:42 PM May 25th via web in reply to paulcase
  17. @Danielb48 Thanks for the retweet, love. 8:11 AM May 25th via web
  18. The ENT says I have a deviated septum. To go along with my deviated lifestyle. 6:26 AM May 25th via web
  19. @romansf Rumballs. 11:00 AM May 24th via web in reply to romansf
  20. I think it's clear to everyone by now that John Travolta is massagenistic. 8:28 AM May 24th via web