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  1. Might head over to the Old Man's house to untie the goat so we can throw the football around a bit 12:00 PM Mar 3rd from Tweetie
  2. I just want to make people silky smooth! (Joaquin Phoenix is at the top of my list) 7:16 AM Feb 17th from web
  3. Testing the rake's durability and then placed it in the woods because it's made of wood and it should be with its family 5:33 PM Feb 13th from Tweetie
  4. Hoping rumors of a new sequel entitled "Deuce Bigalow: Space Gigolo" are unfounded, though I'd consider doing an uncredited part again 2:37 PM Jan 12th from web
  5. Going on a trip in a little while to study undersea Pacific walrus behaviors 9:03 AM Jan 7th from web
  6. Wondering if SNL would have me back as a host to do a skit alongside Tina Fey as Bristol Palin's boyfriend and baby-daddy 1:40 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from web
  7. Having a fresh, delicious, tasty, meaty, turkey-filled cold cut combo. I eat 3 every day to help keep me strong! 12:55 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from web
  8. Captain Insano shows no mercy! 1:10 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
  9. Taking a bath and then it's time to study hard, because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart! 1:29 PM Jun 27th, 2008 from web
  10. If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis! 10:30 AM Jun 18th, 2008 from web
  11. I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they SUCK 4:00 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from web
  12. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? 10:55 AM Apr 10th, 2008 from web
  13. My momma says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush 7:05 AM Feb 27th, 2008 from web
  14. O'Doyle, I've got a feeling your whole family's going down 11:32 AM Jan 29th, 2008 from web
  15. I'm Crazy Tea-bag Mouth, and I do believe I want some candy! 9:06 AM Jan 25th, 2008 from web
  16. My girlfriend is dead you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact. 6:11 AM Jan 22nd, 2008 from web
  17. It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around! I gotta send you back to the South Pole! 12:41 PM Jan 3rd, 2008 from web
  18. I hate that clown! 12:25 PM Jan 2nd, 2008 from web
  19. Shabbadoo! 5:00 PM Dec 24th, 2007 from web
  20. I am the smartest man alive! 1:58 PM Dec 11th, 2007 from web