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adamochoa

  1. the best thing one can hope for in life is finding someone who’s favorite pizza toppings are compatible with your own about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. thanks @IsaacKozell! at least he would have one less ear to hear that song with. about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. “But you didn’t have to cuuuuuut me off!” - Vincent Van Goghtye about 20 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. sharks only bite people because they’re jealous of our butts about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. if i jump off a building or something please make sure my obituary says "failed birdman." 12:29 PM May 27th via Favstar.FM
  6. hi i’m the random australian guy and i’m about to ruin any chance you could have at talking to a girl here 10:21 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. imagine a montage of every difficult conversation or argument you’ve had in your life, but set to van halen’s “panama” see not so bad huh 6:49 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. if anyone i know is graduating this weekend sorry i can’t make it but i promise i’ll come sit in your section at chili’s soon 3:30 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. *jumps in through skylight, does a barrel roll, salutes @ajellis3 before easing into chair and lighting a cigar* thank you, sir. 2:39 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. it would be pretty cool if they made Oakleys with magnifying lenses so you could actually see your penis 12:30 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. man if gogurt hadn’t been invented i’d still be stuck skipping breakfast as i skydive into work 9:51 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. i feel like i’ve neglected my civic duty as a twentysomething year old White Person by not watching the Wire 8:17 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. i'd rather look for an attractive girl in walmart than try to figure out which browser tab that video magically came from 12:09 AM May 26th via web
  14. ok here’s men in a nutshell: wow it’s small in here but it’s quiet and i can masturbate so it’s pretty cool 10:53 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. would anyone like to engage in fisticuffs over which instagram filter is the best? 9:08 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS