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adammaid

  1. Cargo shorts are for carrying tons of extra books, right? about 18 hours ago via web
  2. I would cum, shit, bleed and vomit if I even SAW Sigourney Weaver. 5:34 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. What's heavier: a shit ton of feathers or a shit ton of white guilt? (Answer: look into your heart) 1:13 PM May 24th via web
  4. @bennypmo That is NON-CANONICAL. 9:17 AM May 24th via web in reply to bennypmo
  5. I ask the writers "If we have Agents J and K can't there only be 26 total agents?" They say "Shut up." So yeah, they could be pricks. #mib 8:51 AM May 24th via web
  6. We all knew Willie was gonna be a star. He'd do one normal take, then the second we let him goof. Those we called "Big Willie Style." #mib 8:32 AM May 24th via web
  7. There was just a feeling on set, you know? Jesus, we were just kids, but even then we knew we'd caught something cool, something NEW. #mib 8:26 AM May 24th via web
  8. First day D'Onofrio was on set, I turned to Tommy Lee and said "This kid's GOT it." And that was before he was even on Criminal Intent. #mib 8:22 AM May 24th via web
  9. 1995, LA -Barry walks into my office, says "Will and TLJ, fighting aliens." I say "You're fuckin crazy." But, god dammit, he was right. #mib 8:17 AM May 24th via web
  10. Can't believe a whole 15 years ago I started this crazy Men in Black journey. I hope tomorrow you'll come help me say goodbye to my baby. 8:08 AM May 24th via web
  11. Oh shit I'm already out of websites for the day. 7:00 AM May 23rd via web
  12. @aporianat Mr. Tibbs 8:27 PM May 18th via web in reply to aporianat
  13. Smoothie: 4 apples, 2 bananas, a clump of your crush's hair. Set to pulpate, and drink a 40. 5:41 PM May 18th via web
  14. I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING except spiders and one-on-one conversations and any kind of success oh fuck 4:08 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Fact: If you take "it's all good in the hood" back to its first usage, the hood in question is a cul-de-sac. 10:45 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I always figured my 3/4 life crisis would come sooner than this, so I guess that's a positive. 7:45 AM May 17th via web
  17. Just took an Instagram of a Pinterest of a Retumbl of a crime scene photo. What's your home address? 11:03 AM May 11th via web
  18. Stop/Drop/Shut em down/Open up a vintage shop/Or maybe a craft shop/Or what about a fancy pickle shop?//Whoa/No/Watch my small business grow 10:40 AM May 11th via web
  19. "We don't serve your kind here, mutie!" -Mitt Romney, if he owned a bar in the 60s and Wolverine walked in 6:26 AM May 11th via web