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  1. Ran over a toad in my Frogskins. Science bless his little heart.10:32 PM Jul 2nd from web
  2. I jingle keys like a boss.10:07 PM Jul 2nd from web
  3. That was like throwing a hand grenade in a mud pit.12:48 AM Jun 27th from web
  4. Little Michael Jackson is dead?2:55 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
  5. Time to hit up ebay to find jizz refill cartridges for the Oozinator.2:22 AM Jun 25th from web
  6. Favrd has put too much pressure on my life and I'm pressing charges. Birdhouse too.12:15 AM Jun 25th from web
  7. Potential '10 Finals match up: Shaq, LeBron and the Cavs vs Kobe and the Lakers. Kobe is gettin old in LA and Shaq-Fu wants that thumb rang!11:35 PM Jun 24th from web
  8. Wearing clothes that have been chewed up by your brothers dog is fucking "in" right now.5:30 PM Jun 24th from web
  9. She knows what's up.12:18 AM Jun 23rd from web
  10. "Are you sure you saw em over there? Because I've never seen them over there. They've always been here. And you're really smart, soo..."12:17 AM Jun 23rd from web
  11. Was cursed out by some little old foreign lady at work today because she couldn't find the Herring Fillets in Wine Marinade....12:15 AM Jun 23rd from web
  12. @theOriginalSin Don't waist my motha fuckin time!11:42 PM Jun 21st from web in reply to theOriginalSin
  13. Baaaaaaad idea.1:51 AM Jun 20th from Tweetie
  14. Why the fuck am I gonna watch The Blair Witch Project at 1am?!1:15 AM Jun 20th from web
  15. Alex's dog chewed up my A's hat. Time to leave the front door open accidently.12:32 AM Jun 20th from web
  16. Night game just concluded with our 4th consecutive victory.9:59 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  17. @DONJKINGSLEY On the DJK, is that a picture of Ye finding his blonde dyke? Or was the lyric " Well, I'd do anything for a bald dyke" ?12:21 AM Jun 18th from web in reply to DONJKINGSLEY
  18. Downloading Eye Phone Oh Es Three Point Zero.2:08 PM Jun 17th from web
  19. Trust me, I can not love a baby as much as I love Arrested Development.1:29 PM Jun 16th from web
  20. @DONJKINGSLEY you're life is awesome.9:45 PM Jun 13th from Tweetie in reply to DONJKINGSLEY
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