adamliaw
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Is it more irritating to watch someone on TV crying over a song, or an overcooked scallop? A friend wants to know.
about 10 hours ago
via web
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Electric boogaloo has a much smaller carbon footprint than ordinary, petrol-powered boogaloo.
about 10 hours ago
via web
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Live tweeting TV shows from west of the AEST timezone is really lame :(
about 10 hours ago
via web
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Seriously people, whenever you think I might be being sarcastic in a tweet, just know that I am ALWAYS being sarcastic.
about 10 hours ago
via web
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Wait, Chris Sebastian is Guy Sebastian's brother?! Why has this important information never been shared with us before?
about 11 hours ago
via web
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@ I noticed, Jimmy. I noticed.
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Jimmys_SpiceK
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The best thing about this photo is that it looks like a rainbow is shooting out from my chest like a Care Bear.
about 14 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Off to Kangaroo Island today. I expect it'll be full of millionaires, living fat off their tweet-based economy.
about 20 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Sorry, I already ate them all.
about 22 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Eamon_Sullivan
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Wagyu!
about 22 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Brilliant work by @ on being the first Australian to win Monaco F1 TWICE!
12:13 PM May 27th
via web
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I want Albania to win just to see her scream in victory as a thousand spiders scuttle from her hair.
5:34 AM May 27th
via web
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No matter how badly you want to visit the Russian grannies' website, I strongly urge you not to google for it.
5:23 AM May 27th
via web
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For being the 'City of Dance', Baku's performance thus far contains jack all dancing.
5:06 AM May 27th
via web
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Why isn't there an Asiavision song contest? That would be so awesome just thinking about it makes me want to cry.
5:02 AM May 27th
via web
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Remind me to go clubbing if I ever end up in Moldova.
4:48 AM May 27th
via web
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So the official language of the Ukraine is 'shouting'?
4:44 AM May 27th
via web
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I am genuinely impressed with Jedward's cardiovascular fitness.
4:36 AM May 27th
via web
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@ Heading to Mayura Station. Shall I swing by and pick you up?
1:38 AM May 27th
via web
in reply to wolfinkitchen
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No kidding, I just flew a plane!
8:11 PM May 26th
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name Adam Liaw
- Location Australia
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- Bio Lactose intolerant and diabetic in a land of milk and honey.
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