adamjleach
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I just found out that a Muscle Milk spinoff, MONSTER Milk, exists. Oh. Dear. God. I may never go back to New Jersey.
about 18 hours ago
from Echofon
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@ Idea: The Christmas Carol as action movie. Scrooge must fight & destroy 3 ghosts before a bare knuckle brawl w/ a prize turkey.
8:14 PM Nov 27th
from Echofon
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Some Christmas gift ideas since I'm supposedly "hard to shop for." Baby panda. Super Bowl ring. T-Rex skull. Ronald Reagan's teeth.
11:42 AM Nov 27th
from Echofon
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Anyone else concerned about Santa's use of domestic eavesdropping?
9:29 AM Nov 27th
from Echofon
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Whew, weekend is here. I need it. All that eating and watching football sure took it out of me.
6:14 AM Nov 27th
from Echofon
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To me, shopping is a horrifying enough prospect even before throwing in words like "doorbuster".
6:29 PM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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Here come the meat sweats..
3:39 PM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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My Thanksgiving Dinner Game Plan: Avoid liquids. Maximize gravy input. Push through the pain.
11:17 AM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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This is the only day of the year where it's socially acceptable for me to drink gravy out of a shot glass.
9:29 AM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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My Freedom. Our Liberty. Your Courage. Thank you, U.S. Soldiers.
6:10 PM Nov 25th
from Echofon
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We need something like Windows Update for people. A service that locates and installs missing personality traits.
11:07 AM Nov 25th
from Echofon
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Spending thanksgiving in one of those holes in AT&T's 3G coverage (Translation: I could be anywhere).
9:59 AM Nov 25th
from Echofon
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Dear "mantrum": Please do not catch on. You are a truly objectionable frankenword.
5:47 AM Nov 25th
from Echofon
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In NYC for the third time in a week. Philadelphia is starting to carry the appeal of a Gary Busey film.
8:20 AM Nov 24th
from Echofon
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@ Thanks to your profile pic, every day is Halloween in my Twitter feed.
7:38 PM Nov 23rd
from web
in reply to LRCoyle
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I wonder what the world record is for consecutive dinners consisting of Fruity Pebbles.
6:07 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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Ninja Assassin is redundant.
5:48 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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HAHA RT @: Vegetarians, environmentalists, and animal rights activists may be collectively referred to as "Communists."
3:16 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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Chewy Chips Ahoy is to me as Chris Isaak's 'Wicked Game' is to women.
3:06 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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Hilarious! RT @: A Turducken for cannibals. The Gooneyvito: Danny DeVito stuffed inside George Clooney stuffed inside John Goodman.
9:51 AM Nov 22nd
from Echofon
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- Name Adam Leach
- Location USA
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