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  1. Finishing up a big report for work. This one will be my magnum opus. I mean that in the strict "Tom Selleck and cartoon penguin" sense.
  2. The best thing about working in a think-tank is feeding time. We all swim to the top to eat the think food. But sometimes they miss a day.
  3. OMG the plane's landing and the guy next to me has his tray table down! If you're reading this, it means I managed to climb over the body.
  4. Just passed the governor of Florida in the Miami airport. He was the most orange person I've ever seen. Maybe it was just a muppet.
  5. I'm once again sitting in filth to plug my laptop into an airport power outlet. This patch of floor now has a butt-shaped clean spot.
  6. Haven't figured out this hotel shower head. I just looked up while shampooing and waterboarded myself. I provided no useful intelligence.
  7. Bogotá is pretty this morning. The nearby Andean foothills are shrouded in clouds. I'm sipping a lemon soda and enjoying this sierra mist.
  8. Some companies telemarket to poor people. American Airlines blasts Phil Collins's "True Colors" during boarding. Both are morally bankrupt.
  9. From their body language, it would seem that nobody here at the airport gate remembers Señor Wences.
  10. I'm trying not to swear as much around my daughter. Now she thinks I'm very fond of shih tzus and focaccia.
  11. Creationists apparently see nothing wrong with putting out a really buggy beta release, then failing to offer upgrades for 6,000 years.
  12. My Sexy Policy Wonk costume didn't go over as well as hoped tonight. Too slutty, I guess. (Sorry, no pictures.)
  13. Watching my 5-year-old lift up her shirt and spin around in circles. I mean, "play soccer."
  14. OPENED UP A BIG BAG OF HALLOWEEN CANDY HERE AT MY DESK HOURS AGO HEY ISN'T REFINED SUGAR AWESOME SO MANY WRAPPERS MY TEETH ARE FURRY
  15. The people in the stock photos are smiling, but the dead look in their eyes says, "Put your money in some other bank."
  16. At Oktoberfest, my advice is to avoid the bratwurst pavilion. It's a total sausage fest.
  17. The ancient Indian lovemaking guide for the timid and indecisive never caught on. The positions in the "Kinda Sorta" are really unexciting.
  18. In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man gets bumped into a lot. His lack of depth perception doesn't help.
  19. Periodic reminder: my work Twitter is @adam_cip, so if you're interested in Latin America policy and human rights Hey, where'd everybody go?
  20. I'm at my desk and feeling drowsy. But just let Mr. Dithers try to come in here and kick my ass. I can take him.