adamisacson
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In Blade Runner, it's 2019 and they've got flying cars, sophisticated robots-- but no Bluetooth earpieces. What a dystopian nightmare.
about 4 hours ago
from Birdhouse
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At work, I try to convince people to change foreign policy. At home, I can't even convince a 5-year-old that the salsa is truly "mild."
1:46 PM Nov 22nd
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Atlas Sound: Doctor (Five Discs Cover) -
5:56 AM Nov 22nd
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Judging from their effect on my own morale, I recommend that the Army beam those Snuggie commercials into Taliban-held areas.
11:26 AM Nov 21st
from Birdhouse
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Poultry by-product bits floating in your water glass. A sure sign that the cat was thirsty, and you've been inattentive.
6:32 AM Nov 21st
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Surfer Blood: Swim (To Reach the End) -
5:54 AM Nov 21st
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Walking toward my car, saw a parking ticket. I passed an old lady who must think I just wander the streets saying "Oh, you motherfucker."
4:55 PM Nov 20th
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Forget about shooting spider webs. I've had enough close-quarters conversations lately to wish "being fresh and minty" were a superpower.
4:53 PM Nov 18th
from Birdhouse
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I'm eating a salad for lunch.
I'm not even on a diet.
I just _wanted_ salad.
I know, I'm worried too. I'm trying not to panic.
10:34 AM Nov 17th
from Brizzly
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If you've ever voted against new funding for public schools, it's you I'm thinking of as I stand in the self-checkout line.
9:58 AM Nov 15th
from Birdhouse
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The Mountain Goats: Genesis 3:23 -
6:03 AM Nov 15th
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The elevator tried to break me down. I froze. I couldn't remember what to do. 1984 was a long time ago.
8:49 PM Nov 14th
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Golden Silvers (with Hypnotic Brass Ensemble): Arrows of Eros -
7:22 AM Nov 14th
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When primatologists doubt a colleague's credibility, I bet they say "show me the monkey." But never "put your monkey where your mouth is."
8:44 AM Nov 13th
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Every morning we have to put up with this crap. Would it kill them to invent some orange juice-flavored toothpaste already?
5:57 AM Nov 13th
from Birdhouse
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Think of all the money CNN will save if they give Lou Dobbs's time slot to an undocumented immigrant.
7:34 AM Nov 12th
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It was a shrewd marketer who realized you could ditch the pancakes and sell the cough syrup on its own. Because cough pancakes are nasty.
2:01 PM Nov 11th
from Birdhouse
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You should see the outfits on the women in this supermarket. And there's no Kashi anywhere. I don't know what keeps Whore Foods in business.
11:22 AM Nov 11th
from Birdhouse
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Today, tens of thousands of government, postal and bank employees will honor our veterans by staying home and watching "Tyra."
6:39 AM Nov 11th
from Birdhouse
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I'm having the most amazing luck finding parking spaces. If you believe in karma, you should probably avoid me. In fact, avoid Washington.
12:40 PM Nov 10th
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- Name Adam Isacson
- Location Washington, DC
- Web http://adamisacso...
- Bio Latin America Guy at Center for International Policy (my views here, not theirs). Work-related stuff at @adam_cip.
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