adamisacson
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It's only May, but according to a strict reading of the law, you still can't assault someone who talks to you about the election campaign.
5:31 AM May 26th
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Eating some pasteurized process cheese product as I sit with my neutered domestic cat animal on the cushioned upholstered couch furniture.
7:26 AM May 25th
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Just found a post-it with "tweet something" written on it, laundered and wadded up in the pocket of my least-favorite pants. So, hi again.
6:23 AM May 25th
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So many dirty looks. Such uptight people. It's May. Do we really have to wait until Memorial Day to wear our white jodhpurs and epaulettes?
6:05 PM May 1st
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I meant to buy a scanner with "OCR," but misread the box. This one won't recognize text unless I wash my hands and press the button 7 times.
9:14 AM May 1st
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Do you ever take a moment to stop, breathe in the tranquility and simplicity all around you, and realize the stupid barista gave you decaf?
8:36 AM Apr 29th
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It's that annual Saturday when I talk myself out of getting arrested screaming obscenities outside the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
7:56 AM Apr 28th
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Yesterday was Record Store Day. Today is Earth Day. That was fun. Next weekend let's do labor unions, the middle class and print journalism.
1:10 PM Apr 22nd
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Today is Record Store Day. Celebrate it by going online and buying a record store.
8:06 AM Apr 21st
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I feel like going "cow tipping" tonight, but I just went to the ATM and they can never break a twenty.
6:01 PM Apr 19th
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When cooking Italian food I like to drink a glass of chianti, maybe a bottle of Peroni and hey check it out someone's boiling pasta.
4:23 PM Apr 18th
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It's always weird to see someone walking around with their kid on a line. Aren't children cordless now? I'm pretty sure mine is Bluetooth.
12:42 PM Apr 17th
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That I owe thousands in taxes makes me a real grownup. That I launched TurboTax thinking I'd somehow get a refund makes me a sad man-child.
8:29 AM Apr 16th
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Sure, Cory Booker saved someone from a burning building. But let's not forget Corey Haim and Corey Feldman were quite good in "Lost Boys."
8:34 AM Apr 13th
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I bet dinosaur nerds were so busy arguing about whether feathers were "canonical" that they totally missed out on the whole asteroid thing.
7:36 AM Apr 13th
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Had that dream again where Mitt Romney is my chauffeur but I have to fire him for leaving Brylcreem residue on the driver's seat headrest.
6:36 PM Apr 12th
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Dammit, I just want to her the punch line to this lousy knock-knock joke. Can you shut up for a freakin' _second_? Stupid interrupting cow.
5:40 AM Apr 11th
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While I was away, several late-70s baseball cards fell off a closet shelf into the litterbox. Sorry, Kent Tekulve, you didn't deserve that.
6:06 PM Apr 8th
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"You mean your ancestors were slaves in Egypt and you won't even eat a little horseradish?"
I heard myself say to my 7-year-old daughter.
5:04 PM Apr 7th
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Undisciplined. Driven by their appetites. Bawling in strollers. They may be creative, but today's zerosomethings are a lost generation.
4:38 AM Apr 6th
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- Name Adam Isacson
- Location Washington, DC
- Web http://adamisacso...
- Bio I work at the Washington Office on Latin America (my views here, not theirs). Work-related stuff at @adam_wola.
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