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adamholwerda

Make money in the Internet. We show you how it works getmakemoneyonline.ru/creatives/busi… about 5 hours ago via Mobile Web
Oh, I get it. First it was alternating wins and losses for a month. Now you're gonna alternate 3-game winning/losing streaks for 3 months. about 24 hours ago via web
Yo, I don't care if you're "the closer," this situation calls for lefty lefty. Bring in someone else, Jim. about 24 hours ago via web
PhilCokesBrain AND NOW WE ARE SO HAPPY, WE DO THE DANCE OF JOY!! lalalalalala!!! 2:17 PM May 27th via TweetDeck Retweeted by adamholwerda and 9 others
@PhilCokesBrain Irksome Dirks! 2:15 PM May 27th via web
Anyone else for keeping Quintin Berry? Man, maybe AJAX can be our new left fielder? #tigers 2:08 PM May 27th via web
Anyone else not content to keep waiting for Raburn? Release that guy. 1:51 PM May 27th via web
8 more LOB today, hit into three double plays, sac bunts be damned! 1:18 PM May 27th via web
@alloneecole He sounds like a tard. Get with me instead! 5:00 PM May 26th via web in reply to alloneecole
These are the Tigers we've all been waiting for. 7:34 PM May 25th via web
It's sleeting and thundering in Carson City. Anyone want a postcard? 1:19 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
Twitter is about continually amassing followers, gaining relevance until a thing you tweet alienates most of them, am I right guys? 8:08 PM May 24th via Buffer
Somehow stoners are lame while potters are respected. Especially Harry ones. 5:11 PM May 24th via web
You guys, I saved that particular tweet for just that moment, almost two whole minutes after I thought of it, and what do I get? Nothing. 4:38 PM May 24th via web
Lana Deli Rye #sandwichsingers 10:27 AM May 24th via web
@D_Absolut_Truth How the hell did you get any of your degrees. 6:54 AM May 24th via web in reply to D_Absolut_Truth
@D_Absolut_Truth Four is good, but I'm holding out for the ∞-day weekend. 6:51 AM May 24th via web in reply to D_Absolut_Truth
Cool weekend with my parents selling and making stuff. Now I wake up. 3:53 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
Avengers? Again-gers! 5:41 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
Getting there... #SFAL twitter.com/adamholwerda/s… 10:25 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android

Name Adam Holwerda
Location Carson City, Nevada
Web http://adamholwer...
Bio Fiction writer, stand-up comic, web programmer. I got fired from the UPS Store for making a video about it. I might be cool.