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adamhasabeard

I just wish that you had called, cause I would of said it all. 1:10 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
Men In Black 3, Oxford, today, 4:30. Who's coming? 11:35 AM May 27th via web
Hangout, my house, 8ish. Come or don't. Idgaf. 1:13 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
@_ChrisCastillo soooo, hashbrowns? 9:22 PM May 25th via web in reply to _ChrisCastillo
refresh, scroll, refresh, scroll, refresh, scroll, refresh, scroll, refresh, scroll, refresh, scroll, refresh, scroll. #fridaynight 7:25 PM May 25th via web
@KevinJeffers fuck yeah, I love the Urtluhnta Barves 7:23 PM May 25th via web in reply to KevinJeffers
@_ChrisCastillo Close, it's Terror. 7:00 PM May 25th via web in reply to _ChrisCastillo
@ryanimosity Guns for long range. Because you never know, it could be 28 Days Later style, and even a drop of blood on you would infect you. 6:42 PM May 25th via web in reply to ryanimosity
neiltyson Odd that many who embrace the discoveries of science will disagree only when results conflict with their politics or religion 6:20 PM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by adamhasabeard and 3676 others
I always fuck up the best things. Empty pockets, no future for me. Don't ask if I'm okay, just live your life and let me sink. 6:23 PM May 25th via web
@Boullemet That we piss all over everything. 3:20 PM May 25th via web in reply to Boullemet
Mike14x I used to call myself a Christian, then I grew up. 3:12 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by adamhasabeard
So, I would like to watch Monster Brawl and Grave Encounters tonight.. Anyone wanna come over and watch them with me? I have a few beeeeers. 2:56 PM May 25th via web
@mCo0per YES. 9:43 PM May 24th via web in reply to mCo0per
@mCo0per Cause you listen to sad pussy music. 9:36 PM May 24th via web in reply to mCo0per
To shave or not to shave? That is the question. 4:56 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
It's 1am, birds, what in the fuck could you possibly have to talk about to your stupid fucking bird friends. 11:07 PM May 23rd via web
@funplex I'll see what I can do. hahha, Hit me up next time I'm online. 4:56 AM May 23rd via web in reply to funplex
@funplex whatchoo trying to say?! 3:03 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to funplex
Off work tomorrow. Anyone wanna come hang out? I'll let you pet my new pussy. 6:48 PM May 21st via web

Name Machine Gun Joe
Location Jacksonville, AL
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Bio I'm Adam. I used to be in bands. I used to be a good person. I'm an aspiring audio engineer. Follow me if you want, I'll prolly never have anything good to say.