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Etiquette question- whilst being kept waiting in a reception area before a meeting, at what point is it acceptable to take a nap?
4:40 PM Nov 16th
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Pro tip: when attempting to prevent your cat from waking up a loved one, screaming "get away from her!" is a deeply flawed strategy.
2:37 AM Nov 8th
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Backstage in Pasadena- nobody else is here yet. Or else both me and this delicious dinner were sent to the wrong place.
5:45 PM Nov 5th
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Oh, let's just have a vampire TV network already. I for one would be interested in some variety from them anyway - sitcoms, reality, etc.
1:07 AM Nov 4th
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Taking young master Baz to "Toddle Tunes" in a few minutes. He does not seem to find the name demeaning in any way.
1:07 PM Oct 29th
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Just done went and played me some Carnegie Hall last night. Sure was purty!
12:49 PM Oct 23rd
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Okay, kids, now remember not to play with the poorly-secured magical shiny flying machine that Daddy has put in the back yard!
11:50 AM Oct 16th
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It took exactly 30 seconds for my state, which was recently on fire, to start bitching about the rain.
9:37 AM Oct 14th
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I'm starting to think that Scandinavia is just messing with Obama's head.
6:06 PM Oct 9th
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Topical comedy can be a wee bit challenging when the news cycle is so rapey and typhoony.
8:13 PM Oct 1st
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Excited about this G20. My bracket has Brazil making the finals.
9:35 AM Sep 25th
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Not sure about all this hubbub. I used to have death paneling in my rec room. It can be tasteful.
10:38 AM Aug 13th
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in mere days people will start pointing out the similarity between the Twitter logo and the Woodstock logo. Drollery will follow!
10:30 AM Aug 7th
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The White House is really on message today: You can solve all your problems with beer.
11:21 AM Jul 30th
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Robert, Henry Louis, Bill... real rough week for the Gateses.
11:19 AM Jul 24th
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Nobody likes a sore loser, but enthusiastic losers are damaged, creepy people.
12:48 AM Jul 22nd
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I hate to post spoilers, but "Halfblood Prince" is the name of his sled.
12:24 PM Jul 15th
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everybody's taking a morning nap. Quick, what's the best prank one can play on a woman, a baby, and a cat whilst they're sleeping?
11:36 AM Jul 12th
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world... again with this lady?"
4:37 PM Jul 10th
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Does the TSA let guys grow mustaches on the job, or do you have to have one when you apply?
12:42 PM Jul 10th
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