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adamdorsey

I want to get drinks with Don Draper and Joan Holloway and then test drive Jaguars. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
I wish Joan Holloway would throw an airplane at me. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
Precious: Based on the Graphic Novel "P for Push" by Alan Moore. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
I like your Juicy Fruit, girl, you like my Big Red? ...Big Red is what I call my broken heart. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
@continuants oh man, I just bought the helicopter one. Thanks for pointing me at this. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to continuants
@nathanisthebest @missaudreyhorne @katherinesmith it's good, you guys. I'm so sorry. about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to nathanisthebest
@katherinesmith yes! I'm watching it on YOUR hulu. about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to katherinesmith
@katherinesmith I know, I know. Have you seen it? I'm two episodes in and I really like it. about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to katherinesmith
Gonna go on that D'Angelo diet where I just watch that D'Angelo video over and over again until I get really buff... or an erection. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
I woke up covered in crumbs, the word "MILANO" scrawled in the wall with what I hope was chocolate, and it hit me-- I had a cookie problem. about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
I'm watching the pilot to "Don't Trust the Bitch in Apt 23" and really enjoying it. Could someone make sure this isn't a stroke? about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
@nathanisthebest I really found it this time - youtu.be/plPsnWFng0w about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
@RickyCarmona this is the joke we've all been trying to make for the last four months. You did it, Ricky. Today we all win. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to RickyCarmona
Until @1milmoms starts building gay hunting sentinals, I'm not going to take their anti-x-men campaign seriously - onemillionmoms.com/IssueDetail.as… about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
@skydart I see a popular tumblr and coffee table book in your future. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Los Angeles, CA in reply to skydart
I'd love to be able to put my favorite tweets into different categories or tags. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
You guys. We have a remote control car that we drive around on Mars. We are like Bartman levels of cool. 10:52 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
I feel weirdly super drunk for not having had any alcohol today. Is this what happiness is? 10:35 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
If you gonna sit there with your granola and compare our present political climate to American Idol, you better mention From Justin to Kelly 7:31 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
@jamesthigpen warning: it's really hard to go back to those controllers. But, I mean, then you could buy Pokemon Snap. 7:21 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to jamesthigpen

Name Adam Dorsey
Location Hollywood (formerly Seattle)
Web http://www.adamdo...
Bio Writer, filmmaker, and gamer. Former gametester at Nintendo and the first employee at I Can Has Cheezburger. I kind of live at Meltdown Comics.