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thanks for all you Sonny ring toners, I will be a fun way to find fell fans about 5 hours ago via Twitterrific for Mac
jjurasic "Learning shouldn't be fun, it should be interesting." - @adamcarolla about 9 hours ago via web Retweeted by adamcarolla and 64 others
blackjack6598 @adamcarolla "there are no more Todd's because the blacks stole the second D and put it in front of Shawn." about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by adamcarolla and 77 others
enter this weeks worst job contest to win an early copy of my new book #NotTacoBellMaterial bit.ly/HAZ0ak about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
AceOnTheHouse Adam & Ray are taking your home improvement questions right now for @AceOnTheHouse call 877-564-2326 right now! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by adamcarolla and 2 others
laura_marcus Why is @BARFLYonFOX host @MarkKriegel suiting up for lunch w/ @WMoon1 & @adamcarolla? Watch on FSN on Sunday! twitter.com/laura_marcus/s… 3:19 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by adamcarolla and 5 others
mtoler "Depressed? Try long walks + classical music." Still some of the best advice I've ever received. @adamcarolla about 17 hours ago via web Retweeted by adamcarolla and 35 others
Tall_Man1977 @adamcarolla "Can't tap out of a pot brownie." Snifffffffff about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by adamcarolla and 10 others
wjoy84 "You didn't think you could be raped by a donut...au contraire. You can be violated by a churro." - @adamcarolla about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by adamcarolla and 20 others
get it on 8:53 AM May 23rd via Twitterrific for Mac
this is the back cover of the new book. tweet or call in 877-564-2326 to let me know if you get the joke yfrog.com/g0znptfj 5:03 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Mac
FormerJackman "What's Donald Trump like? He's like Don King, except with creepier hair and a broken moral compass" ~ @adamcarolla 10:24 AM May 22nd via txt Retweeted by adamcarolla and 41 others
djchrisroc @adamcarolla "Stupid never disappoints." 12:48 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by adamcarolla and 56 others
ACcomedy @adamcarolla @AlisonRosen '1in 10 bank heists are committed by women.' 'Yeah but they only steal 73cents to the man's dollar' 4:12 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by adamcarolla and 90 others
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Is it just me or is there almost no toilet plunger humor anymore? 12:19 PM May 19th via Twitterrific for Mac

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