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  1. Forgot to mention that the 650 Lb Virgin planned to kill himself by sitting in a kiddie pool full of gasoline in the middle of the desert.
  2. @claspy we kept yelling "Kiss him already!"
  3. @claspy Mike told me that stuffed crust pizza gives him sexual feelings (as does a 2-liter of Cherry Coke).
  4. @claspy Mike also used to weigh 650 pounds
  5. @claspy Mike said he got molested by the Noid.
  6. Watching Iron Chef America. Alton Brown is wearing a pin-stripe suit and combed his hair over. He looks like an early 1900's President.
  7. Just saw Blackwolf the Dragonmaster in Penn Station
  8. "And that's how we became The Usual Suspects" #1stdraftmoviequotes
  9. "I wasn't even on the schedule to be here today!" #1stdraftmovielines
  10. @Bluvband Would this be at your apartment or your mom's apartment?
  11. Zuleyka better really make me laugh tonight, as I have been at work for 12 hours.
  12. @mikescollins I'm going to be taking Old Weird Harolds with Bill Cosby.
  13. RT: @jimgaffigan Another example of Todd Glass being brilliant http://tinyurl.com/mv7y22
  14. #NoteToSelf - never plan to see a movie after work, because that's when you are asked to stay late.
  15. @themattlittle Have you guys done any repeat rides?
  16. Shaved last night. Have a little bit of a tan-line effect from sunning with facial hair growth.
  17. need another application of aloe
  18. No one at work has commented on my uneven and vibrant red sun burn! What a guy got to do to get noticed by the higher ups?
  19. Finding out I was still able to do a flip off the diving board #july4thmattmayers
  20. Talking about how frightening M.O.P.'s "Ante Up" is with @amfmpm and @themattlittle #july4thmattmayers